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You can’t insult me, I’m a Jets fan. Sarcasm, Soccer, Sports, Travel, Aviation, NYC-area things. Cartoon by Michael de Adder.

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Remember when Tucker Carlson said “why wouldn’t we be on Russia’s side?” in the Ukraine war.

This is why. This is totally why.

08.03.2026 03:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Service academies on the perch. Nice.

07.03.2026 21:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So…you like New Jersey by any chance…? 🤔👀

07.03.2026 20:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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More of an INTJ myself, but I appreciate the Myers-Briggs bathrooms at SI Stadium (RBA). #JustKidding

07.03.2026 20:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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01.03.2026 00:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The #RBNY goal featured a goal & assists from 3 players who are a combined 50 years old (17+17+16). Three.

Going to go cry in the shower now…see everyone next week. #Bye

28.02.2026 23:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Good teams win games 1-0.”

- Thierry Henry

#RBNY

28.02.2026 21:35 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’m surprised we didn’t give up the obligatory “they had one counter attack all half, and scored on it” goal. #Progress

28.02.2026 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s playing like Tres Santos at the moment. #RBNY

28.02.2026 20:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Girding up our loins for another season of “hey, whatever. You never know.” #RBNY

28.02.2026 19:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m super excited Orlando had zero plan to stop the one thing RBNY has been trying to do every game for 11 years. 🤷🏻‍♂️

22.02.2026 01:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another killer setback in the fight against nominative determinism.

20.02.2026 05:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Lotto’s Return to North America Is a Reminder of When Italian Football Set the Standard Why the Italian sportswear brand’s North American return lands ahead of the 2026 World Cup

Feel like we need a podcast episode about what this return means for New Jersey Fashion, @theoffsiderules.bsky.social 😁.

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07.02.2026 16:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not minor but still great: Had lunch with Jonathan Bornstein at the 2008 Supporters Summit before MLS Cup. He was very nice, we chatted for ~ 20 minutes.

I also once asked Ed Koch if he won the Frank Purdue lookalike contest. I was 6.

Note: kids are brutal.

30.12.2025 13:09 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh-No.

Unreal that Indiana won the Big 10. Ohio State was excited that they finally beat Michigan for the first time in a while and the joy lasted for only seven days.

I cannot believe that result just happened. Wow.

07.12.2025 04:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a favorable draw, nice.

05.12.2025 18:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

United States avoid Morocco, thank God.

05.12.2025 18:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Notre Dame just threw a 84 yard TD on a fake punt, good lord…that’s hilarious.

30.11.2025 04:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brian Whitecaps, build the statue already.

30.11.2025 03:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Short of a Vladivostok - St Petersburg final…it’s gotta be…

They should call it the Skymiles Derby or something. 5,600 miles round trip.

30.11.2025 02:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

World Nude Bike Days notwithstanding…

30.11.2025 02:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Pulling for the Whitecaps here. Why? Well, if you’re not rooting for an MLS Cup Final where Vancouver beats Miami 4-3 on a brace from Brian White while Messi scores only once, you’re just doing it all wrong.

Embrace the chaos, sickos; this is our time.

30.11.2025 02:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Coming out of my Cave,
And I’ve been doing just fine,
Gotta gotta kneel down,
So I can bless you all,
It started out with a rib,
How did it end up like this?
It’s was only a rib, it was only a rib…
Adam’s falling asleep,
Eve is having a gab,
Snake is chatting her up,
And she’s falling real bad

23.11.2025 02:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Good luck tonight to all of the @cloud9goth.bsky.social @gothamfc.bsky.social fans. ✊🏻🤞🏻

22.11.2025 23:53 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Good God save some for next June…

#USMNT

19.11.2025 00:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pochettino with a two year long rope-a-dope master class…. Lull everyone to sleep by playing like ass for 18+ months, then hit the turbofans when no one‘s looking and fly right by… man is a genius 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

19.11.2025 00:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Meanwhile Landry Shamet is playing his way into a mandatory after game drug testing.

31 points ?!?!?!

#Knicks

15.11.2025 02:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you believe in Probables???? Yes!!!

09.11.2025 03:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RB2 are 2-0 in cup finals at RBA/SI stadium, yes? 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

09.11.2025 03:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hoping this game ends before I have to call in a PTO day on Monday… 👀

09.11.2025 02:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0