Patrice

An AI startup CEO on a Forbes '30 Under 30' list has been charged with defrauding investors out of $10 million Joanna Smith-Griffin is latest Forbes '30 Under 30' alum facing criminal charges, joining Sam Bankman-Fried, Charlie Javice, and Martin Shkreli.

The Forbes 30 Under 30 to prison pipeline remains undefeated www.businessinsider.com/joanna-smith...

well....he is alive!!

I’m back, putos

twitter, spill and bsky, but yes

[Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey

charlie from always sunny at his conspiracy board

using a mutual's following list to find my other friends

Tostitos woke things up a bit with those "hint of lime" chips

Bluesky is powered by spite, the most potent energy source known to man

We are dealing with a manbaby monopoly

Happy last day it'll feel like the correct day of the week til Thursday to all who celebrate!

Thank you for validating my feelings, I’m thisclose to make a list of pros and cons 😂

Letting it plan meals and make a corresponding grocery list

I’ve been fine with iOS for years but now they’ve brought back the hot pink Razr and I am feeling feelings I’ve never felt before

😂 None of them and it momentarily broke my brain

This photo of all of Tom Cruise's stunt doubles together is too much, it feels haunted somehow

Day 3 of not being able to fling open my windows and I hate it.

But Pat Robertson is dead and I remembered I bought a pineapple and can make sorbet so, it’s the little things…

Check the credits, Quentin Tarantino is lurking in there somewhere

Day 2 with all in the windows in my apartment closed. This is terrible, I am a windows flung open as soon as Spring hits person by nature, now it’s just me and a fan w/ a hepa filter pretending it’s a cross breeze

🤣🤣🤣

Try not to spend it all in one place 😂

Somebody got big mad at me for saying it in person so I'll say it again (and accentuate it) even louder on all my platforms just because I can: "THE BEST AND ONLY GOOD THING RONALD REAGAN EVER DID FOR ANYBODY WAS DIE."

It’s google glass if it went to a magnet school. I don’t need to sit in my livingroom in ski goggles to read the internet.

I understand, cauliflower is a real sometimes food for me, it has to be roasted with a ton of garlic and some sesame oil, if it’s steamed no thank you very much

I’ve never revisited them, never will. Thankfully no one in my family was big on them so it wasn’t an issue

Eartha Kitt would be in the replies demolishing people like 2010’s Rihanna - good luck booking that stage you speak of style

I am entirely too excited that I’m making a lasagna tomorrow with all the vegetables that are on their last gasp in my fridge, I am practically giddy. Is this how Garfield feels?

Sorry to get political but schools should probably have books