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@starswheeled

“He did a restraining order on me so I bought him a Jeep Grand Cherokee to prove I loved him.” (I’m starswheeled on twit)

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20.02.2026 17:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The absolutely cruelty of ICE continues. Today a 2 year old girl Chloe was kidnapped with her father. Please help donate so we can bring them back.
The heartbreak of this only to magnifies with each passing day.

22.01.2026 23:19 👍 135 🔁 77 💬 0 📌 5
bbc news story about a 3rd shark attack in 2 days at “popular swimming spot Shark Beach”

bbc news story about a 3rd shark attack in 2 days at “popular swimming spot Shark Beach”

cool name why’s it called that

19.01.2026 14:24 👍 3807 🔁 886 💬 11 📌 0

All we do is make movies about moments like this and when the moments arrive it's like no one has ever seen a movie.

15.01.2026 20:27 👍 33 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0

A good father doesn't drive the mother of his children to suicide

15.01.2026 20:46 👍 152 🔁 26 💬 1 📌 0

The Labor Department is posting Q anon memes. The Department of Homeland Security is using fashwave aesthetics on social media and threats of collective punishment in slogans. ICE returned an admitted fascist who praised Hitler to work as a prosecutor in immigration court. What do we call this?

14.01.2026 21:38 👍 272 🔁 69 💬 19 📌 8

I never saw a challenge coin outside the military until about 15 years ago. Now they're ubiquitous in law enforcement, which increasingly views itself as a military endeavor

15.01.2026 19:06 👍 315 🔁 76 💬 20 📌 3
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refused to get out of bed this morning

15.01.2026 19:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Target employees detained by federal officers were U.S. citizens, legislator says Minnesota Rep. Michael Howard, who represents Richfield, said the employees also were injured in the incident.

Two Target employees detained by federal officers at Richfield store are U.S. citizens, Rep. Michael Howard said. Target declined to comment.

Gift link: www.startribune.com/target-emplo...

Reach me with tips at carson.hartzog@startribune.com | Signal: carsonhartzog.13

14.01.2026 21:43 👍 572 🔁 233 💬 40 📌 19

and death to fascism of course

08.01.2026 02:33 👍 60 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
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gods perfect angel

10.01.2026 20:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Please donate to Keith Porter's family.
He was killed by an off-duty ICE agent in LA earlier this month.

10.01.2026 05:54 👍 613 🔁 644 💬 0 📌 2

My appeal to the Median Voter would be "Life is hard enough already, we don't need a shitty government that makes it worse"

10.01.2026 19:15 👍 1764 🔁 177 💬 15 📌 4
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This outfit they have Sophia in 😭

10.01.2026 19:35 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
matt christman posting "hot dog dj getting shot by jack ruby sent tweet" and user @methstrength replying with a photoshop of the hot dog dj getting shot by jack ruby

matt christman posting "hot dog dj getting shot by jack ruby sent tweet" and user @methstrength replying with a photoshop of the hot dog dj getting shot by jack ruby

no idea why i just remembered this but i'm glad i did

10.01.2026 19:48 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Frankly, if you frame life as men bad and women good, you’re basically begging to get hurt by other women as they perpetuate the structures of misogyny against you, while also preventing yourself from finding love with men, who can actually be really lovely (including cis men).

10.01.2026 19:38 👍 726 🔁 168 💬 6 📌 9
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I’ll be watching this 5,000 times

04.01.2026 00:02 👍 886 🔁 212 💬 18 📌 46

Genuinely idk why I’m at work rn

02.01.2026 23:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bari Weiss is evil, but more than that she is just so so stupid

02.01.2026 22:12 👍 166 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 1

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

02.01.2026 00:23 👍 30255 🔁 5288 💬 583 📌 211

i have a big list of people who i hope die this year

02.01.2026 16:15 👍 303 🔁 33 💬 7 📌 2
Farrell had requested not to work on his birthday, 31 May, but instead had been issued with a 6am pickup time. “I got up to all sorts of nonsense the night before,” Farrell told Colbert. “I remember getting into bed, and as soon as I turned off the light, the phone rang and it was the driver outside saying, ‘It’s 10 past six,’ and I went, ‘Oh shit.’”

Even after an assistant director told Farrell that he couldn’t work in his condition, the actor remained optimistic, saying: “Just get me six Pacifico Cervezas and a pack of 20 Marlboro Reds.”

Farrell had requested not to work on his birthday, 31 May, but instead had been issued with a 6am pickup time. “I got up to all sorts of nonsense the night before,” Farrell told Colbert. “I remember getting into bed, and as soon as I turned off the light, the phone rang and it was the driver outside saying, ‘It’s 10 past six,’ and I went, ‘Oh shit.’” Even after an assistant director told Farrell that he couldn’t work in his condition, the actor remained optimistic, saying: “Just get me six Pacifico Cervezas and a pack of 20 Marlboro Reds.”

Fortified by more beer, Farrell went on set. “But it was terrible. I will never forget the line that I had, but I couldn’t get it out. It was: ‘I’m sure you’ve all grasped the fundamental paradox of precrime methodology.’ That was the line that started the scene.

Fortified by more beer, Farrell went on set. “But it was terrible. I will never forget the line that I had, but I couldn’t get it out. It was: ‘I’m sure you’ve all grasped the fundamental paradox of precrime methodology.’ That was the line that started the scene.

Genuinely can't stop laughing at this Colin Farrell story

30.10.2025 13:54 👍 250 🔁 44 💬 14 📌 8
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He does not respect me and my stories

30.10.2025 14:10 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Is he handsome

28.10.2025 14:50 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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do u see the bunny in this picture

25.10.2025 23:43 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

GASTON IN HIS BATHROOM SIX HOURS AFTER HOSING FIVE DOZEN EGGS: (in a rich baritone) UGHHHHH. UHHHH. aaaaAAAAAAAHGGG

15.08.2023 12:14 👍 605 🔁 117 💬 4 📌 2
a photo of black kittens wearing adorable little bat wings

a photo of black kittens wearing adorable little bat wings

Good morning from these Halloween goblins

23.10.2025 14:09 👍 3166 🔁 833 💬 24 📌 45