Clare Blackwood

Awful and wild and completely, stiflingly sad. I don't know what to do. It feels so useless to throw my little rants out here, but also contacting MPs and such is good. ❤️

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i'm the expert it's me

everyone is playing 4D chess, calm down, now get back to work for the shareholders

Yeah. That too. Just...appalling doesn't cut it.

Trump going on camera talking about how he'd rate his war from 1-10, asking how we're liking the "performance" like this a fucking Broadway show. These monsters only respect strength and money. They don't give a shit about diplomacy. I feel like I'm going insane.

World leaders need to look to Spain right now. I am so exhausted hearing about polite, calm diplomacy in the face of two countries starting illegal wars, lying about it, murdering children, and committing genocide in plain sight. It's shameful. I can't stop thinking about the Iranian girls' school.

I don't know if I can film that without barfing tbh

Hahaha omg trench steaks was my favourite bit, I can't lie. Glad you enjoyed!!

No, the goofs are my lovely co-podcasters, haha

oh my god 💀💀💀 ahaha i'll never live that down

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Gotta give the people what they want @thebeaverton.com 😇⚾ ahaha

I was nervous to host The Beaverton Weekly Report for the first time this week, and while there are definitely a few things I'll do differently next time, it was still a lot of fun because of these wonderful goofs!

It's only available in podcast format for now!

for my next trick, I will be making the angry honey badger disappear and replacing it with an even more evil and dumb angry honey badger

Oh my god I totally misread your comment, I am so tired 😂💀 Yes yes you're right I would likely be dead, silver lining indeed

that shit's going out of business like the hash market when Dougie left high school

hiiiii I encourage everyone to avoid fat jokes, there are so SO many things we can make fun of the Ford family for that aren't that! thank you! go forth and roast these assholes for fun things!

Will I be, uh, dead or something?

i am going to have an aneurysm

Awww, I miss that show so much. 💖😭

I went for a run today and all I'll say is that it's a very good thing the race I'm doing in ten days is for charity, because it sure won't be for me to show how good I am at running

Oh, thank you so so much! I was very excited but quite nervous and over prepped, haha, but it was fun and I look forward to doing it again with a few changes ☺️

bow and arrows made from good Canadian lumber

Hahaha yes I remembered after, I just had a million things going on in my brain and totally blacked it out 💀😂 An excellent series!

turns out there's no winning with either side when you don't actually pick, you know, a real side

hah it was indeed like herding cats (cats who I adore and respect very much) 😂 I don't remember much of the episode, my brain was on survival mode lolol

it's a nice thought but i doubt it

omg THANK YOU, I completely blanked and had a billion other things my brain was trying to do at the time, ahahah

Carney reaffirms Canada’s support for strikes on Iran ‘with regret’ - National | Globalnews.ca Carney said in Australia that the growing Middle East conflict 'is another example of the failure of the international order' and that Canada's support 'is not a blank cheque.'

"I'm really sorry that I'm supporting an illegal bombing campaign, so sorry, incredibly sorry, but anyway, carry on boys, gotta get them Iranians before they hypothetically get us in the maybe future" is not it, my dude. Milquetoast diplomacy sucks so much.
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