Sorry you had a rotten time. 💛💛💛 Big Hugs. Hope you have the best Little time recharge! 🧸🍼
05.03.2026 01:18
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Sorry you had a rotten time. 💛💛💛 Big Hugs. Hope you have the best Little time recharge! 🧸🍼
Were do I sign? 😏
Wiggle Wiggle, happy belated birthday Mister. Hope it was a good one! 💛
This your gym? 😉
Wiggle Wiggle, happy belated birthday Mister. Hope it was a good one! 💛
We if you help hold down @foxinab0x.bsky.social I can transfer your raspberries to hims. 😁
Impossible indeed. Best to focus on more important things anyways! 😉
Dry diapers after naptime just means you are dehydrated. 😉 Not to worry you still get a treat for being a super good napper! 🍭
Woof. That’s the combo I wanna see at the grocery store. 👀
Notes on chart:
✅ Paci addiction
✅ Stuffy attachment
❌ Docile / compliant nature
Recommendations:
• Paci gag PRN
• Subliminal non-verbal & contra critical thinking audio TID
• Reward non-verbal days with 1h Barney with subliminal audio mix
Reevaluation 3 weeks.
Gosh sounds like a real bad case of the Bigs! Sorry to say, but your chart is marked as Baby regression status. Barney is for 2 to 8 year old Toddlers & Preschoolers. Maybe if you are an extra good regressor, you can earn some Barney time! 😵💫 For now, Teletubbies for 6 month olds is more appropriate.
Tummy. 😋 Does a Tot need some raspberries?!
Oh Blankie urgently needs his regression bounces! The Pediatrician said you had a really bad case if the Bigs. 😉 Daily 2 hour regression bounces with Teletubbies or Blue’s Clues should clear that right up. 🤤
I do not have one. I really really wanna try one. 🫠
Once you sign, there is no turning back. Regression guaranteed. Go ahead & given into those baby thoughts. You know you want to. 😉
Right?! 🥲
Twice in 24 hours?! What a good boy!
Notes to up my fiber to compete. 😂
Might need to have a Big step up a 2nd bouncer next to mine for a Little Dino. 😉
In the words of @champtehotter.bsky.social
“ …. It's time to learn “learn to forget”! What will little ones learn today? Learn to think “think only baby thoughts”! learn to smile “smile and drool...
smile and drool”! ….“ 😵💫
Daycare is for Littles to unlearn adult things & learn good baby things! 😇
Each session the shows get more mind numbing & simple. But this is the only way you get buzzies so you are super excited to watch your basic & slow paced baby shows. 🤤
So excited about baby shows. Love it. 😈
Bluey. 💙 Barney & Friends. 💜 Sesame Street. 💛 All the shows for good Littles.
Want this so bad. Extra large bottle feeding laced with diuretics & THC, milk drunk baby. Edge-o-Matic 3000 plug in & vibrator on the front of my thirsty Pampers. Left to helpless wet & bounce in-front of the Paw Patrol for hours while slowly being edged. Daddy’s gonna make me into the best Toddler!
D’awe sorry little guy but those toys are rated for 3 to 5 years. Hands you a nice 0 to 6 months sensory toy. How about this one? 😉
Gets your stroller ready for a trip to Target’s toy aisle. 😉
I mean yeah! 🙄 Daddy says all the cute littles only make stickies in hefty huggies, with pacis in their mouths, while humping stuffies. Why would a little want to do it any other way, besides the cute way?! 🧸
Lots of the same reasons I enjoy being stinky. 💕
Daddy says good boys give all their accidents to their diapers…. And we all wanna be good boys right?! 🙄
Glad you enjoyed it 🥰
