Reading the AFM of an aircraft equipped with an ejection seat. It describes different ejection scenarios. One is labelled "Best chance of survival!", another one is "Poor chance of survival..."
I love how the punctuation shows excitement and resignation in a technical manual ๐
09.03.2026 10:02
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Then again it is possible that none of that happened and I dreamt the entire thing. My dreams are like that sometimes.
04.03.2026 06:02
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Ugh. I could have sworn I had dreams which felt like they were half an hour long. But then I wake up, check my phone and only five minutes have passed.
04.03.2026 05:01
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Almost got run over by a deer that jumped across the forest path I was walking. Never got this close to one, could have pet it if I had reached out with my arm xD
28.02.2026 17:02
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And because Eddy is a very, very good boy, there's also some other versions ๐
01.02.2026 15:00
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Looks like Eddy got a bit distracted on our walk through the forest... I wonder what he's looking for!
Thanks @edesk.bsky.social for this wonderful piece!
01.02.2026 14:48
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Almost feels like spring, if it was a bit warmer
01.02.2026 14:44
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Two women on the train talking in what sounds like very American English, but every now and then both of them switch to perfect Swiss German. Odd xD
31.01.2026 17:02
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Client: "This project is super important and needs to be finished yesterday!"
Us: "Okay, can you give us the documentation so we can continue working?"
"Actually, we don't have that yet, you'll have to wait."
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27.01.2026 07:01
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The views were quite nice. But it appears that some people were struggling to handle a bit of snow on the roads...
Took us about 2 hours to do the first 5 km.
24.01.2026 18:19
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Time to go home
24.01.2026 07:41
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Cold and windy last day of skiing. Ending with quite a bit of fresh snow.
23.01.2026 22:08
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Fresh snow unfortunately also means not much visibility.
At least we can ski almost all the way to our front door.
22.01.2026 11:32
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21.01.2026 20:41
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What to do when a day of skiing is just not enough?
Well, night skiing of course!
21.01.2026 20:41
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Also had a burger and survived a sketchy viewing platform
21.01.2026 13:46
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Managed to catch some freshly prepared slopes today!
21.01.2026 13:45
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And ice skating. Except I don't know how that works. Aaaaaaaah
20.01.2026 19:02
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More skiing!
20.01.2026 19:01
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Went aaaaall the way to the top today. Cold and windy, but worth it :P
19.01.2026 13:12
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You can't park there, mate!
18.01.2026 12:10
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โท๏ธ
18.01.2026 12:07
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Damn, not bad for a view.
Arrived yesterday evening, so it was dark and I didn't see anything xD
18.01.2026 07:12
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16.01.2026 09:35
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Bye Newcastle!
04.01.2026 16:46
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*WEE WOO WEE WOO*
THIS IS A FIRE ALARM.
PLEASE LEAVE THE BUILDING VIA THE NEAREST AVAILABLE EXIT.
Good morning to you too, Newcastle Dx
(Was a false alarm, all is good. But given recent events it made my heart race.)
04.01.2026 08:53
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Breakfast with beans, haggis and pudding: eaten.
National Museum: visited.
Now back to Newcastle!
02.01.2026 16:08
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