Henry

Out of Myself by Charli xcx on Apple Music Song · 2026 · Duration 2:19

They messed up that song.

(Upon listening to a @charlixcxofficial.bsky.social song. Sorry, Charli xcx)

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a man is riding a statue of a dog in a room ALT: a man is riding a statue of a dog in a room

(Singing a song to himself)

Do you hear that Daddy? That’s the sound of friendship!

a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him

I do not need a computer. I want a computer we do not need.

a man in a suit says you 're not real man while another man drinks from a cup ALT: a man in a suit says you 're not real man while another man drinks from a cup

#Jesus is not real.

In #Roblox.

#SimulationHypothesis

I cannot think of Charlie because my brain is frozen

I like music.

Narrator: He did indeed like music. One specific kind of music.

a car with smoke coming out of the tire ALT: a car with smoke coming out of the tire

On seeing a BMW in front of us in the school car line.

“That makes me want to eat shrimp!”

Show Going To Be Fire Fr Abraham Lincoln GIF ALT: Show Going To Be Fire Fr Abraham Lincoln GIF

H: That guy looks like Abraham Lincoln.

Me: Is it because he has a beard?

H: No he has curly hair

a bald man in a suit sits in a chair looking at a screen Alt: Dr. Evil in a suit sits in a chair looking at a screen

On being evil and having lairs:

Me: You’re not evil so you don’t need lairs

H: I’m just a little evil so I’ll have one lair

a woman with purple hair is laying in bed with the words " you need a tic tac " written below her ALT: a woman with purple hair is laying in bed with the words " you need a tic tac " written below her

(Hands me a Tic Tac)

You’re welcome!

Narrator, too late apparently: Thank you…

H: What are the seasons?

Me: Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter. Sometimes Fall is known as Autumn. You have an Autumn in your class.

H: Is Summer also a name?

Me: Yes. Do you know a Summer?

H: No, I only know Fall.

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Is Florida real?

Narrator: Florida, in many respects is real, yet is other respects is not.

a man wearing sunglasses is riding a motorcycle with the words complete unknown written on the bottom ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is riding a motorcycle with the words complete unknown written on the bottom

Siri, is Bob Dylan older than a tree?

Siri: "Here's what I found on the web for Bob Dylan tree"

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If you put hot pepper up my nose, I can sneeze my tooth out.

(On solutions to a loose tooth) 🦷

a squirrel is standing on its hind legs holding an acorn in its paws . ALT: a squirrel is standing on its hind legs holding an acorn in its paws .

Today was the best day ever!

Narrator: Why?

I saw a squirrel!

Narrator: Where?

Near a tree.

Squirrels can bite you.

a man dressed as santa claus is holding a pair of pliers ALT: a man dressed as santa claus is holding a pair of pliers

When I grow up, I want a motorcycle for Christmas.

Narrator: Who’s going to bring it?

Santa.

Narrator: Who’s going to pay Santa for it?

No one he has $1 billion.

Will you give Santa five dollars for his monies though? He needs it.

I am! The law!

a man in a wheelchair is riding a bike through a forest . ALT: a man in a wheelchair is riding a bike through a forest .

After falling and skinning his knee..

I think I need a wheelchair!

a golf cart is driving down a green grassy hill . ALT: a golf cart is driving down a green grassy hill .

If I had all the money in the world, I’d buy something big

Like a golf cart

a cartoon chicken is standing in front of buildings ALT: a cartoon chicken is standing in front of buildings

We eat chickens?

Narrator: “Yes, Henry we eat chicken nuggets all the time and go to Chick-fil-A every Saturday. You eat chickens.”

Gross.

Narrator: “What do you think is in chicken nuggets?”

Acorns.

Restroom graffiti with the word, “fuck.”

In a gas station restroom: “Daddy! The wall says, ‘fruck!’”

Narrator: It did not in fact say, “fruck.”

a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and looking at the camera . ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and looking at the camera .

My brain feels like gum

whatever…

a group of people are doing yoga together in a room ALT: a group of people are doing yoga together in a room

When you were doing yoga, did you do a banana split? Yoga is hard for me. I cracked my ankles doing it.

That bus has yogurt in it!

(On seeing a pink bus that looked like a container of recently-consumed yogurt)

cookie monster from sesame street is eating a hamburger on a green background . ALT: cookie monster from sesame street is eating a hamburger on a green background .

Have you heard the song, “It’s Raining Tacos?” 🌮

a woman in a wheelchair with a cast on her leg and arm . ALT: a woman in a wheelchair with a cast on her leg and arm .

No, it’s just a bone break

(On asking if he needed a band-aid)

a stingray is swimming in the ocean with a fish . ALT: a stingray is swimming in the ocean with a fish .

1,000 fish can live for 2,000 years

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Mama, I don’t like to see my hair so I combed it straight back.

(Mrs. W. combs hair so it looks like a normal human being and not LCDR Data)

That’s what she did.

a man in a red shirt and a man in a blue cardigan are fighting ALT: a man in a red shirt and a man in a blue cardigan are fighting

My brain broke. Next time I need to unbroke my brain.

(On losing it over something trivial)