I bet u were stoked when they invented ultra wide monitors
05.03.2026 00:09
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I bet u were stoked when they invented ultra wide monitors
just post “Unfollowed. was a fan of his until I learned that diddy also made music” on an unrelated topic and see how that thread evolves naturally
going “awh, ten days? but I wanna shoot myself NOW!” to the gun shop owner, then asking “how much for ten minutes at the gun range? and can I rent a gun? unrelated to what I just said.”
mark wahlberg was on Epstein island but not for sex things, he went there to hunt Vietnamese kids for sport
#markwahlberg #liberals #sony #milkshakes #grammys #nfl #homeless
me eating something i just found out is called “dick losing soup”: pardon?
telling people “im dick tracy” when u are trick or treating: adorable. endearing.
telling people “im dick tracy” when u are a tattoo artist: immoral. gets u a ban from the tattoo parlor.
do u guys think the saudi royal family saw the footage of Iran drone striking that apartment building in Dubai and were like “pfft amateurs”
police be like “hate crime? uh obviously i do” and then fire a warning shot from a grenade launcher into a laundromat