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Marketing, Creativity, Loyalty, Mental Health & Hat. Never forgot about Dre. Exactly the RIGHT kind of idiot. Manbassador & Fractional CMO. ░B░l░N░S░I░N░B░I░O

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From futurist to retroist.

They are fucking banging though.

07.03.2026 23:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And now he’s found Islamophobia thanks to Twitter.

06.03.2026 08:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Buttman’s St Trinians.

What?

05.03.2026 16:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hahaha

05.03.2026 16:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve always had what I think of as OCD tendencies, but maybe I should get tested because this has been my adult life.

03.03.2026 20:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haha, yes agree with that final point.

Unilever have form don't forget. They've only just weaned thrmselves off every brand needing to have a higher purpose.

03.03.2026 16:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is my take also. Adding it to the armoury makes absolute sense, going all in on it to the detriment of broadband channels doesn't.

03.03.2026 11:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

*updates "potential date venues* XLS*

03.03.2026 09:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh mate, that is 👨‍🍳👌

03.03.2026 07:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

INCEL would be a better fit

02.03.2026 23:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s different because the media is different, therefore is limited in reach for products that really should have broad reach and visibility.

For me it’s going all in on this that is the mistake.

02.03.2026 22:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean, relevant to the cuisines

02.03.2026 20:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yup, because that’s what drives my choice of kitchen staple 🤦‍♂️

02.03.2026 19:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Only in America would the concept of a radical liberal be a thing.

Total fucking oxymoron.

02.03.2026 19:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shit product which grew solely through snake oil and stunts. Sad for the staff, the founders can drown in shit.

02.03.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Why do I film my vodcast in front of some bins?

02.03.2026 14:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Resident Evil: Diddy’s Mansion edition

28.02.2026 14:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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2 Marketers 1 Brand · Zoom · Luma Join CMO John Lyons and positioning expert Storm Mackay as they review a real brand in real time and give their tips and advice on how to make the brand work…

Last call for today's 2 Marketers 1 Brand, make sure you take your seats by 1PM GMT.

Today the role of Chief Marketing Officer will be played by John Lyons, positioning expert by Storm Mackay, and the brand by Hubbub Labs

If you haven't yet collected your free ticket: luma.com/rnuc0dvu

26.02.2026 09:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Take care mate x

25.02.2026 13:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bin Juice episode 25, You Don't Have to Hack if You Know What You're Doing Episode 25 of Bin Juice, the series where I share my thoughts, practical tips and occasional rants on all things marketing and marketing adjacent. Wearing a hat and sat in front of the bins. This time...

Get me in your ears and not in your eyes:

Bin Juice episode 25, You Don't Have to Hack if You Know What You're Doing www.podbean.com/eas/pb-2xb6i...

24.02.2026 16:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus, very much hard same.

20.02.2026 18:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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two women sitting next to each other with the hashtag #schittscreek ALT: two women sitting next to each other with the hashtag #schittscreek

Finally traded that i for a u then?

18.02.2026 18:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This prompted me to look out of my window, where we also have a hurtful clear blue Sky. Though I will continue to only post photos of the bins over the road.

14.02.2026 09:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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2 Marketers 1 Brand · Zoom · Luma Join CMO John Lyons and positioning expert Storm Mackay as they review a real brand in real time and give their tips and advice on how to make the brand work…

I am hosting 2 Marketers 1 Brand, where me and positioning expert Storm Mackay review a real brand in real time and give tips and advice on how to make the brand work even better for the business behind it.

Join us: luma.com/rnuc0dvu via @LumaHQ

11.02.2026 12:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Two Mascots One Cup.

More to follow from Storm Mackay and I...

10.02.2026 15:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🙏

07.02.2026 12:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Is there any other industry where untrained people get paid to just wing it?

If you actually understood marketing, if you had any training at all you'd know you don't need to hack it.

It's time for growth hackers to get in the bin.

#DownWithGrowthHacking #BinJuice #ProperMarketing

06.02.2026 17:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a remarkable 2 and use it to take notes all the time. It has apps for other devices, so easy to access though with my terrible handwriting it’s handwriting to text export is flaky

05.02.2026 13:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like being convicted of 34 felonies and supporting an attack on Capitol Hill.

05.02.2026 09:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want five bands you can’t fucking stand

1. The Jam
2. Style Council
3. Paul Weller
4. Jamie Cullen
4. Micky fucking Bubbles

04.02.2026 11:58 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1