Just when we thought we had the King of Dweebs here, he goes ups the game with GEORGE FORMBY'S BANJOLELE jeez

I have used
the missiles
that were in
the arsenal

and which
you were probably
saving
for Russia

Forgive me
they were powerful
so shiny
and so deadly

I mean, to be clear: can't exactly blame them.

B.C. adopts permanent daylight saving time. What that means for WA This "spring forward" will be British Columbia's last. The Canadian province is adopting permanent daylight saving time.

BC to WA: Drop Dead.

It would've been fine if Robb hadn't tried to parlay with Vladimir Pootin

More @tomlommel.com campaign maps

🎶🪗🎶now you're iiiiiiinternational🎶🪗🎶

You -do- have a fan in canada

no I'M Paul Bunyan!

Thick rusty axe sitting cut into a wood block in front of a pole waving the flags for the United States and state of Washington.

Washington Considers Billionaire Axe: tinyurl.com/yz6y79dv

Yes.

Oh good can’t wait for somebody to try and explain this movie to me for forty five minutes

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless began wearily explaining for the fifth time Friday why he couldn...

“I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes ago that England and the United States are two different countries?” said Senior Advisor Gerald Donovan

Surely someone has already set his press conference to the Untergang monologue

Are we having a Good Old Hockey Game?

never new until now how badly I need this movie

Two paths in a swampy wood diverged,
Brought me there, the galaxy had.

I guess we've gone West Coast native, we're griping about butter stick sizes.

“We had a lot of fun hanging out with the Nation as the Seahawks headed for and ultimately won the Super Bowl, but I hope they understand it’s over without us having to tell them anything,” said Seattle, sighing as it ignored more incoming text notifications.

It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag

At least we can hope he's lingering in utter agony.

Parody of the scene in the movie Ghost when the ghost and artist are shaping the clay pot. In this version the ghost is Epstein. The artist is Donald Trump.

Street art in Seattle's Pike Place Market
#PedoPrez #Epstein #Trump #Art #Ghost #WA #PedoProtector #PedoProtectionForce #ICEOUT

Yes,

wow they celebrate the Feast Day of Saint Apolonia LOUD here

Tragedy for Kid Rock, Brantley Burbis and Analeigh Bulpo.

Now that I think on it this game actually sounds pretty rad

I lived in the UK during early covid and for a while there was this thing where everyone went outside at a certain day/time to cheer for NHS doctors/nurses/staff, and well I think it would be lovely if we did that but for booing JD Vance

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