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Elementary Penguin is an okapi at the San Diego Zoo. He likes math and hates food. www.flickr.com/nicpic

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US seeing signs that Iran is preparing to deploy mines in Strait of Hormuz β€” report * * *

Maybe? www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...

10.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An art nouveau poster featuring Luffy from One Piece. At the bottom of the poster are scenes of Luffy's home, including Shanks gifting Luffy his hat. The top panels feature the Going Merry and Thousand Sunny.

An art nouveau poster featuring Luffy from One Piece. At the bottom of the poster are scenes of Luffy's home, including Shanks gifting Luffy his hat. The top panels feature the Going Merry and Thousand Sunny.

First poster in my One Piece collection: Luffy πŸ‘Š

10.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white picture of a dog looking out a window.

A black and white picture of a dog looking out a window.

The new couch gives Jenny the perfect place from which to watch the street.

10.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not saying the food was β€œgood” I’m saying it was β€œavailable at two in the morning” and that the staff tolerated 30 teenagers taking over a dozen tables for an hour at a time

10.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I resent politics making me hate the sight of the place where I hung out with my friends all the time in high school

10.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I may just live on this couch forever

10.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A large blue sofa shaped like an L, fitting along two sides of a room with hardwood floors. A tan dog stands in the center of the room

A large blue sofa shaped like an L, fitting along two sides of a room with hardwood floors. A tan dog stands in the center of the room

The puppy destroyed our couch last summer. We finally saved up to replace it. She is much better about not destroying furniture now

10.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the last few times iran has accepted a ceasefire, the US and israel have taken the opportunity to restock their weapons and then surprise attack iran again. "there's zero point in engaging in diplomacy with us any more" is what that strategy teaches

10.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 1628 πŸ” 363 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 2
A black-and-white picture of a house at night. The lights of the windows are the only light in the image a corona, with ray of light emanates from a center window.
The shadows of a deck fence appear as deep stripes in the foreground.

A black-and-white picture of a house at night. The lights of the windows are the only light in the image a corona, with ray of light emanates from a center window. The shadows of a deck fence appear as deep stripes in the foreground.

10.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My contribution to the automating farming discourse.

My sister married the only child of farmers. At some point we discussed milking cows and my brother in law was the only one of the four of us who had never done it manually. He said, more or less, β€œwhy would you, there are machines for that”

10.03.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black-and-white picture of a house at night. The lights of the windows are the only light in the image a corona, with ray of light emanates from a center window.
The shadows of a deck fence appear as deep stripes in the foreground.

A black-and-white picture of a house at night. The lights of the windows are the only light in the image a corona, with ray of light emanates from a center window. The shadows of a deck fence appear as deep stripes in the foreground.

10.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"hairy creature" feels like they're afraid of being sued by Bigfoot's lawyers

09.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Linda Hamilton and Bryan Cranston in the bluest outfits and most 80's hair from the episode "Menace, Anyone?"

Linda Hamilton and Bryan Cranston in the bluest outfits and most 80's hair from the episode "Menace, Anyone?"

Folks...this picture of Linda Hamilton and Bryan Cranston from an episode of MURDER SHE WROTE. I didn't think it was possible for two people to look this 1986.

09.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 497 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3

Never forget that that the modern brand of fascism is built on the conspiracy theory that a woman had sex with a guy in order to get a good review for her free browser game

09.03.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 489 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 8
A black-and-white picture of bare trees, reaching up to a dark sky

A black-and-white picture of bare trees, reaching up to a dark sky

Still on my 48 MP bullshit

09.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“·Bim Bom - Apple iPhone 14 Pro
#urban #fragment #monochrome #blackandwhite #bnw #photography #flickr flic.kr/p/2rTCHqh

09.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black-and-white picture of a snow-covered lake. In the foreground is a dark pool where the ice has melted through to water. The sky is a medium dark gray with white wispy clouds
and across the snow covered pond are white trees with no leaves.

A black-and-white picture of a snow-covered lake. In the foreground is a dark pool where the ice has melted through to water. The sky is a medium dark gray with white wispy clouds and across the snow covered pond are white trees with no leaves.

Taking advantage of the fact that my phone has a 50 MP camera on it if I’m willing to use a focal length of 24 mm

09.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜binge scrolling’ by mendezmendez

https://x.com/mendezmendezart/status/1901069608959832158

β€˜binge scrolling’ by mendezmendez https://x.com/mendezmendezart/status/1901069608959832158

stonks

07.04.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

i like how Trump's America250 organization is ringing the opening bell today. This season is badly written.

09.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thawing pond

Better quality here

flic.kr/p/2s1nM7J

09.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black-and-white picture of a snow-covered lake. In the foreground is a dark pool where the ice has melted through to water. The sky is a medium dark gray with white wispy clouds
and across the snow covered pond are white trees with no leaves.

A black-and-white picture of a snow-covered lake. In the foreground is a dark pool where the ice has melted through to water. The sky is a medium dark gray with white wispy clouds and across the snow covered pond are white trees with no leaves.

Taking advantage of the fact that my phone has a 50 MP camera on it if I’m willing to use a focal length of 24 mm

09.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
windows 11 task manager showing as not responding

windows 11 task manager showing as not responding

come on

09.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 1605 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 12

We went from 'are the straights ok?' to 'are the Straits ok?' really fast.

09.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

someone at the pentagon frantically typing β€œClaude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

09.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 7924 πŸ” 1214 πŸ’¬ 160 πŸ“Œ 63

"what do you mean bluesky is an echo chamber," I demand as I join the time war against the Ingalls family

09.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œHe would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires”
Picture of Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc sitting in a chair looking cunty and like he’s gonna tell you something about yourself that you don’t even know yet.
Reply from alsoknownasallison β€œnow i'm nawht puhticularly familiuh with how well the vampiuh mind functions aftuh a hundred yeeuhs of repeated trawmuh, but i- i do buhlieve, louis, you have recawlled multipuhl moments wheuh you tawlk to the apparishun of yuh ex-husbund whom you murduhed in cold blood....lawgically I can only be led  to one conclusion....
louis, you have schizophreniuh β€œ

Tumblr post by sunnyyfur β€œHe would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires” Picture of Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc sitting in a chair looking cunty and like he’s gonna tell you something about yourself that you don’t even know yet. Reply from alsoknownasallison β€œnow i'm nawht puhticularly familiuh with how well the vampiuh mind functions aftuh a hundred yeeuhs of repeated trawmuh, but i- i do buhlieve, louis, you have recawlled multipuhl moments wheuh you tawlk to the apparishun of yuh ex-husbund whom you murduhed in cold blood....lawgically I can only be led to one conclusion.... louis, you have schizophreniuh β€œ

Sorry I’m going to be laughing about this for the next 7-10 business days

08.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white picture of a young girl happily screaming

A black and white picture of a young girl happily screaming

Love this picture of Fry

09.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Marijuana is a spectrum

09.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPiracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now πŸ”₯

08.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 6681 πŸ” 1934 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 132

It was directed at my sister in law because Holly and I had a screaming argument with her parents in 2016 and they completely stopped talking to us about politics afterwards

09.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0