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I'll take things that definitely never happened for a bajillion dollars.

throwing it all away (her career) to sell 1200 books 😳

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh god what does an f-150 lightning look like, in these same terms? 😱

🤞

caught a 7 day for telling g*** to go to kentucky smh

I bet that N150 system is shockingly quick

there's a guy in the ioniq 5 owner's forums that posted a pic of his garage and it's just two ioniq 5s (one, an N) and two ferraris 😳

what did they mean by this

90's me with a 56k modem wouldn't be able to believe this

do they like kittens on this app? 😶‍🌫️

I love them

Kyle - great news, but do we know if there are any guarantees on the subscription? when they tried this a year or two ago, GS abruptly pulled the rug and many of us simply never got refunds (despite requesting them)

The Epic muscular handshake meme, with "Liberals" and "Donald Trump" agreeing that "things were going great but then Elon just suddenly went crazy out of nowhere"

you deleted the dumb post before I could tell you to get a grip 💔

Announcing our next chapter 💦

✨ PowerWash Simulator 2 ✨

Coming 2025!

truck ownership is fun because sometimes people will randomly give you wood

I cannot express enough how much these people actively hate the U.S. Constitution and would tear it into shreds if they were permitted.

I went to the park to film some water textures with a fancy ultra slomo camera, but got distracted by ducks, so here is some very wholesome content of ducklings having a great time chasing lil bugs in extreme 900fps slow motion:

why does she look like that 😳

fuck now I want to play shadows of the empire

14 years ago I pitched what would become Polygon to a startup called Sports Blogs Inc on the unfurnished third floor of a DC townhome. I held a laptop on my knees and went through a deck.

Today that same company -- now called Vox Media -- sold Polygon to Valnet.

I miss Joystiq all the time 😔

I was so horrified when I found out 😱

discovered I had run over a frog in the drive way the other day, which goes well with the week prior when a bird flew directly in front of me and kamikaze'd the front of the lightning 😨

share my tale so that I may not be forgotten plz @masterchiefbong.bsky.social @ultrafast.bsky.social

lmao I tweeted this in response to somebody saying they hope @essaere.com is assaulted and they perma nuked my 1,300 follower account, very cool and normal

I want the ducks 😭

HONKEYS

Well sure, sonny, The Greatest Depression You Have Ever Seen was a hard time to be a young person finding their place in the world, but at least we had cyberbullying Elon Musk to raise our spirits... it was free and easy, and it got us through some truly skibidi times, I'll tell you that much