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we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,

Thread, and a needed reality check about what's going on in NC.

boss delay pedal

and this thing

technology the left is excited for:
- ipod
- pdf
- 4k uhd disc of Cruising (1980)
- boys chat
- Casio digital watch
- esoteric and complicated methods of brewing coffee
- polyamory

every trans girl is fighting a secret fight that you can solve by giving her 20 thousand dollars

21 days until Opening Day

From February 2003:

the coolest age (i am exactly 30)

so is someone gonna tell bob marley it's unhealthy to smoke that many joints?

TV and movies had a good run. Back to the only incorruptible medium: photocopied pornographic zines

her belly was warm bc she had been napping on it

back in my day, we got by on containing a single, or even half, a multitude! kids these days don't realize how easy they have it

warm cat in your lap. never kill yourself

you've gotta pitch submarine like this this season. we'll be unstoppable

Bro, sorry I was late. I was busy hooking up a banana to my aux to get the perfect fruity undertones.

volcel boromir : gondor has no pussy. gondor needs no pussy!

dogs are like rats in this city

they should invent a cat that never gets old and never gets sick. actually don’t invent it just convert mine

PWHL is free on YouTube and it rips. Pick a team and go.

Satan uses Star Wars and Digimon to lure you to Hell! Renounce Sailor Moon or face eternal damnation!

i dont WANT to talk about being trans all the time i WANT to talk about steely dan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have got to get boobier

atheist who has a fetish for god

not one single time! last time we ever find a roommate on Lex...

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

right??? lowkey she has all the dark triad traits. genuine sociopath...

yes! DaThings is so good! had no idea she was trans

at my wits end yesterday, i told her that she needs to get a job or move out and she purred and bumped her little head against me.

WIBTA if i threw her shit out on the lawn, called the cops, and had her evicted?

so this cat has been living with us for a year and a half, sleeping on our couch, mooching off our food, etc. she doesn't cook. she doesn't clean. SHE DOES NOT CONTRIBUTE!

In woke 2 white non-southern-US-people (or basically anyone for whom 'yall' is not a native part of their dialect) will not use the 'yall of condescension'