Draconious🌻🇺🇸

As another “Heritage American”, I couldn’t agree more.

Republicans: “the right to bear arms exists to safeguard the people from a tyrannical government!”
Minnesotans: “Huh. Well, the government is looking pretty tyrannical right now. Guess we’ll legally open carry our guns to protect our communities.”
Republicans: “wait, not like that”

Y’know, I can’t think of a better definition for “radical” in a political sense than someone who has placed their partisan interests over their institutional interests. Maybe I’ll start calling them “radical Republicans”

Petition to name the 2020’s “The Wild 20’s”

New word for y’all: egoistocracy

Rule by selfishness

Best performance of it is still James Earl Jones, prove me wrong

ADHD?

Plowy McPlowface walked so S’no Problem could run

Holy shit, I thought that was hyperbole! He actually said that!
“Look, when the leopard said he was going to eat all those faces, I never thought he meant that literally.”

Honestly, they could just be completely media illiterate

… I knew I shouldn’t’ve mentioned him

The irony of someone wearing a Nazi shirt and carrying a One Piece flag

Y’know who I haven’t heard from in a while? Andrew Tate.
Alleluia. May I continue to hear nothing from Andrew Tate.

Anything sticks to Teflon if it gets scratched enough…

*ahem*

What about ***those*** emails, you orange ***prick***

God I hope this doesn’t end up being another Panama Papers situation

I listened to Choral Chambers for the first time today, and my first thought was “goddamn, I want to commission Matins and Evensong settings from Chris Larkin if I ever win the lottery”
Only other composer I’ve thought that about is @tobyfox.undertale.com

God, the sheer hubris in naming your Trumpist-friendly private club “The Executive Branch”.
They really do think they own the government.

Whenever it’s a suit or I’m wearing a waistcoat, I go with braces. Don’t like the belt loop ones, tho. I feel like they put too much stress on the belt loops and risk them snapping

I continue to maintain that the problem is that Republicans have control of the narrative, can say whatever they want about Democrats, and people will believe them.

Y’know, I wonder how Tolkien would’ve felt about these people using names from his books for this kind of stuff

Captain America, understanding

Wtf‽ That would’ve been sick!!!

It feels like you should be able to sue for use of personal likeness without permission

Like, the Primarch of the Ultramarines? Mr. Logistics himself? Hell, he probably helped Big E set the whole scheme up!

They’ve internalized the concept of “no pain no gain” so thoroughly that they not only think anything good must have some pain associated with it, but also think that pain now must mean good things later.

“Faking his condition for tax purposes”

oh, Rouboute *absolutely knows*

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. You want to see the original cancel culture? Just look at what the right did to the Dixie Chicks.