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Did Eze just try to do a Spinaroonie? Incredible if so.

I like how Sunderland have more than one player who sounds like a dog speaking. Robin Roefs obviously, but I’d also include Brian Brobbey.

I’ve been holding off confirming my out-of-town Palace stag do until we knew what European away day we could have in store. No point any more - International Break weekend in the Victory Club it is.

Alvin Stardust in TK Maxx in Liverpool, mid-1990s. He was in Hollyoaks at the time and I asked him for an autograph for my Nan. She would have had no idea who he was but I felt sorry for him buying end-of-line Ben Sherman shirts when he was putting up with Will Mellor at work.

Ta mate. Will bore you about it all when I’m back!

A massive thanks to Stu and the team at the @denbighcastle.bsky.social for looking after us all yesterday. Top day and the main man would have been made up. Best boozer going by a mile.

Margaret Thatcher is dead.

Caught Clarence spinning around like a rotisserie chicken outside the bedroom door last night. Don’t think he appreciated being photographed.