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seasonal To-Go Hot Cups from Target
they Yoda-fied my Chappell Roan cups
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
I saw a tails up penny on the sidewalk two days in a row and today in the rain and now I’m crying thinking of the Pixar movie of it all.
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
At long last, my new standup special Positive Reinforcement is coming out on 6/27 on Blonde Medicine's YouTube page!
I'm so excited for everyone to get to see these jokes! Click "Remind Me" for a notification when it's live: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
my dad: people today are too sensitive
me: u bitches cried when dylan went electric
John Oliver's segment about trans athletes is a must watch for anyone who genuinely has "concerns" (and isn't just using that as cover for bigotry) www.readtpa.com/p/send-this-...
A meme of two cowboys in a standoff. One says "what's your budget?" and the other one says "what's your rate?"
Need to print this out and frame it near my desk
tweet from @bigsnugga: i was raised on silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy. outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a man
“Boyz II Stronger Men: Achieving a Better Masculinity Through Slow Jams” (Simon and Schuster, 2026)
“As someone who has appeared multiple times on Bravo TV dot com….” - how I introduce myself to new people
I have a heart tattoo on my arm so I'm pretty sure I should get free stuff on Valentine's Day.
I need The Traitors but it’s past bakers from GBBO and Is It Cake etc
What “I read something about that” means in order of likelihood (from least to most):
- “I actually read something about that”
- “I talked to someone about that”
- “I listened to a podcast about that”
- “I saw a headline about that”
- “I saw a TikTok about that”
Hahahah
This is my impression of a man: *ten mins before needing to leave* I’m gonna take a quick shower.
If any Democratic politicians are reading this, I’m begging you to understand that a Nazi salute in your direction is not a reach across aisle.
RHOSLC is a perfect coping mechanism
OMFG
She kissed Puck
I DID NOT KNOW RACHEL WAS A FOX NEWS HOST
I’ve said this before but one of the most obvious takeaways of social media is that people would rather be pedantic than use common sense, which leads to the incessant joke correcting we’ve come to know and love.
I have no outlet to share this side by side except here and to my husband who is shocked I remembered and noticed this.
It turns out after 20 years of being together and knowing each other, the biggest difference between my husband and me is that I want to go to Antarctica one day and he does not.
An underrated feature of being an adult is being able to get a bed frame with drawers underneath so the monsters can’t grab your legs.
It has a little stand inside so you can hold two layers of items. Unfortunately it was a gift and I actually don’t even know where it’s from but I use it a lot hahah
Ok this wouldn’t help on a bike prolly but still
It sounds so insane every time I hear it which is every Christmas. Like is it short for Jovaline? What are we doing here?
