milksteak

I'm pro union and everything, but Best Buy employees need to settle down.

Oh it's *worse* than Bladerunner.

Bring it! (and by 'it' I mean non-depressed you destroying us)

"Wassup beotch! How you like me now?!"

Me, undeservedly aggressive toward the first stranger I encounter after fixing my dishwasher.

If this app is planning a future in the EU, it will definitely need transparency and appeals.

"Who is Kirk Cameron?" Is the correct response to anything he may say or post.

Played a package delivery game on the Switch with my daughter for 2 hours and by the end of it we were chucking packages into the ocean.

Walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

It blows my mind that non ADHD people just make memories by experiencing life.

Try taking photos of your toothpaste before running out to buy the same toothpaste and coming home without toothpaste to an empty tube of toothpaste not in the garbage and a note in the garbage that says "toothpaste."

WWJD? Eye fuck your exercise threads, apparently.

Let me tell you about Twitter letterhead...sorry one sec, my Twitter pager.

Frame it with a thermostat over 78F and you've nailed "What's hot"

Random, bitter as hell crab apples plucked from a tree spied during dad's daily commute.

After 40 years of battling ADHD, I broke down and got help. My wife said watching the meds kick in was like watching someone hear for the first time. I had no idea how much of the world I was missing out on.

Refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh

"Hey, what's the sound of one ..."

"Omg, Keith, we get it! You've got the hand and you can do the thing. Confucius says enough already."

Try an erlenmeyer flask for a more optimistic increase in surface area with each sip.

Wow a brazilian! That's a lot of people!

Why the hell aren't we eating deviled eggs for breakfast? Literally the best eggs for a meal with eggspectations.