Degenerate Hamster

🫡 adios, prime, audible, Apple Music…

Back in St. Olaf, we had herrings that lied…

Non-network QHPs must show enough providers accept their payment in full (w/o balance billing). Can issuers cut payments enough to lower premiums and still attract providers? +We lose network oversight. Who is this for? Feels like a market-purist experiment vs response to issuer or consumer demand.

What if we had an entire foreign policy based on the petty resentments and insecurities of mediocre weak men?

For JVL,

Yes, this had some soul

I mean, not last year, but ditto.

What the actual fuck?

Because we are?

Putin must be so happy, it’s incredible.

Was this your way of getting cat tummy pics?

Sooo, I look happy, and thicc? Why thank you 🥹

One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.

“No matter how much tinsel you throw over it, however, it’s still just a story about a snooty little town that accepts a freak only when he proves he can do something useful.” LOL

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I've stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an "aura" around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks - Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to "ace" this Examination and, in fact,

most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am "slowing up," am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am "slowing up," but it's not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it's seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean "THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES." They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful "source" of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 908 ReTruths 3.07k Likes Dec 09, 2025, 9:11 PM

Couple of things here:

1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently

2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"

3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"

4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you

‘Swizzle stick’ might be a good idea for future t-shirt merch

Be the change you wish to see, buddy. # hippo2028

Whoa, Tom and edibles. Unexpected combo.

ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.

Peter, you son of a bitch

Sir, get out of my house

Should have given him the title of mayor like they do dogs in some cities and maybe this would have never happened

We should have just made him NYC mayor! Idea for a time machine if anyone’s got one

I literally could not stop myself from inappropriately laughing out loud for real

And assuming one still needs to pay some premium for a bronze (or catastrophic or whatever plan) in order to have access to these accounts? Meaning, too high premiums would continue to be an issue

Modern redundancy is having multiple single points of failure

Probably fewer women in economics because they’re just not as smart, right, Larry?

Every time he brings this idea up, the micro-tears in my brain grow a little bigger.

*lowering myself into a tomb*

Me: Imagine if Biden etc etc

SO MUCH FUN