Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee

I do not, does look right up my alley though.

All Leighton Meesters are Minka Kellys, but not all Minka Kellys are Leighton Meesters.

[SPOILERS]

Is Kevin Knight the first wrestler in AEW history to [SPOILERS] lose two different title matches in the same night?

Why the hell does Lanterns look like it’s part of the Yellowstone universe?

That’s, quite possibly, the last thing we need.

Anyone else feel like folks already flying the “America 250th Anniversary” flag is coming dangerously close to when People magazine released the “Betty White 100th Birthday” special edition?

HISTORY’s MYSTERIES: Imhotep, the renowned Egyptian polymath, architect, and physician’s actual full-name was In My Humble Opinion Tep.

There’s something about @jordanmorris.bsky.social that I could never quite put my finger on until last night.*

It’s like if Zach Galifinakis and Bobby Moynihan made sweet, yet hilarious love, Jordan would be the baby they poop out.

* I did not actually put my finger on him last night.

Happy 32nd Birthday Justin Beiber.
Your mother and I are very proud of you.

Got to the Neptune Theatre early for tonight’s @doughboys.bsky.social show and there was a HUGE line down the block!!!

…it was for the Raising Cane’s around the corner.

Now Marcello is just doing Sebastian hosting SNL.

Dave Meltzer is reporting that @danhausen.bsky.social’s WWE contract is a five-year deal for (1) 9.0 graded copy of Amazing Fantasy 15.

[Listening to two gun-nuts jerking each other off at the Kinkos]

Chud #2: Yeah, I sleep with a loaded pistol AND AR, because I don’t have kids…not for lack of trying.

Me: No shit?

(That last part was only in my head)

(I’m fairly certain I made an extremely similar post ten years ago)

How is it the 40th Anniversary of The Legend of Zelda, AND the 30th Anniversary of Pokémon?!?

Time is broken!

Have you ever seen one actually pretending to be a truck and haul something? It’s adorable!

The thing that people tend to forget about cyber trucks is that if you just set aside all the Elon nonsense and baggage, they’re still just really fucking stupid looking.

GRAMMYS GOOFS: The band Barenaked Ladies had their 1990 award for Best New Artist revoked when it was revealed that they were all actually fully clothed men.

FUN FACT: Not only is LEGO the world’s largest producer of tires, they are also the global leader in Batarang manufacturing.

Best - The Shawshank Redemption
Worst - The Mist

(And again, I know The Mist isn’t actually the worst, but based on the talent involved it should have been much better)

How did Frank Darabont manage to make both the best AND worst* Stephen King movies?

*Maximum Overdrive excluded for obvious reasons.

Who, in your opinion, is the most overrated A-List Movie Star?

The answer is Christian Bale.

Coming soon to Disney Più.

Actor Eric Dane, best known for his role as “Multiple Man” Jamie Maddrox in X-Men: The Last Stand has died less than a year after announcing his ALS diagnosis. He was 53 years old.

Remember, in the 90’s, when EVERY new sci-fi movie was marketed as “The ‘Star Wars’ of the next generation,” then they actually started making the Star Wars for the next generation, and they all had to stop?

I mean, that pickleball court is…preciousssss to him.

So Jazwares didn’t lose the license?

More like Side-boob Academy, amirite?!?

FUN FACT: Carol Channing has performed in the same number of Super Bowl Halftime shows as Bad Bunny.

@preternia.com, looks like the McFarlane Saga figures are up to 90% off on store.skybound.com.

Those extensions run DEEP!