Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown.
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Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown.
I suddenly feel all better. π₯Ήπ
sundee earworm
you're welcome
Gimmie fuel
Gimmie fire
Gimmie cheese that which I desire
she had the grippiest socks in the whole asylum
Little Debbie has seen me at my highest and my absolute rock bottom
unclench my jaw so all of my teeth can fall out no thank you
Iβll clean five minutes before and not a moment sooner. π€
Bitches on YouTube telling me how to clean and when.
i think iβll go dig a hole in my backyard and move into it
jennifer coolidge from the movie best in show saying βwe both love soupβ
the real secret to a lasting relationship
Who wants to hang out and just cry together?
You can only clutch your pearls so many times before the whole string snaps.
I shaved my manifesto into my back hair for you. Please respond.
*whispers threateningly* I like youβ¦
I'm on way more blocklists than I've subscribed to.
Checked it this morning and it seems fine.
Lmao pleeeeaasssseeeee
Mmmhmmmm lol
Took a shower, washed my belly button, thought of you.
This is a subskeet about me because I didnβt break your ramen correctly isnβt it? π
Scientists Study Flavor Of Spaghetti Cooked Unbroken VS Broken, What They Found Might Surprise You
There is an oddity shop with a rat problem within me
*seductively pours Cheez-It crumbs from the bottom of the bag directly into my mouth*
Online shop: Free basic shipping on orders over $99
Me: YOU'RE BASIC!
My labia are all-powerful.
Guys, heβs gonna peel my orange for me later. π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή