Megan Healy Raye

Did any of these people take a history class????
#historyrepeating #trump

250 years ago today America began its march toward independence at the Battles of Lexington and Concord. The battles marked “No Kings Day, Part I.” Today millions of Americans will take part in “No Kings Day, Part II.”

Head Start funding lags by nearly $1 billion this year, causing some preschool closures Federal databases show Head Start centers across the U.S. have received nearly $1 billion less in federal funding compared with this time last year.

Trump’s war on higher ed and public schools has expanded to an exciting new front: pre-K! Elon Musk and DOGE are shutting down a preschool near you. The richest government contractor in the world will stop those 3-year olds from defrauding our people.

History always has a lesson.

“The Ministry of Peace concerns itself with war, the Ministry of Truth with lies, the Ministry of Love with torture and the Ministry of Plenty with starvation. These contradictions are not accidental… they are deliberate exercises in doublethink.”

- 1984, George Orwell

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7. Amazon Prime Learning School of Fulfillment Center Sciences (formerly Washington State University)

9. Palm Beach State College Institute for the Study of Climate Change as It Relates to Golf Course Profitability

My daily dose of
@mcsweeneys.net is the only thing getting me through.

Wow #bookcensorship #trump #voteblue @thetnholler.bsky.social @rawstory.com

I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong I’m not into politics. Never have been. That’s why it was so refreshing to have a candidate who wasn’t the same old same old, but a raging animated...

"I don’t mean to sound like an alarmist, but I’m starting to wonder if maybe it wasn’t the best idea to give absolute power to an angry, demented simian."

Bravo Mother Earth for your excellent, if slightly belated, April Fools prank. Now knock it off. #aprilfools #whereisspring

Typical Tuesday 🤣🤣🤣@mcsweeneys.net

This was three months ago.

Warren, two Senate colleagues demand answers on Social Security website problems, agency cuts - The Boston Globe The senators said they are concerned disruptions and efforts to “hollow out” the agency are “a precursor to attempts to make further cuts to Social Security, or privatize it entirely.”

I’m working to get answers—low-income seniors and children and adults with disabilities would be put in a devastating position if their Social Security benefits get delayed or disrupted.

Not for nothing, but how, exactly, is it legal to send people for *punishment* in a foreign prison (esp with no due process)? Were the funds being used for it appropriated for this purpose? I feel this has just become a thing no one questions

House passes bill that could make it harder for married women to vote The SAVE Act will require proof of citizenship documentation, a change that could disproportionately impact married women.

Welcome to the #handmaidstale
#voteblue while you can
@19thnews.org

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I never realized Spaceballs was prophetic, but we’ve actually gone to Plaid. #ludicrousspeed #spaceballs #trump #tariffs

if Elon Musk broke the law on Sunday (he did) it's not too late to indict him in Wisconsin.

Voters just gave you a state supreme court that will follow the law, @joshkaulwi.bsky.social.

Elon Musk must face criminal charges under Wisconsin Code 12.11 for offering to pay for votes.

“Justice does not have a price. Our courts are not for sale.”
-Susan Crawford

Hooray!!!
#voteblue #independentcourt #musk

My Day Inside America’s Most Hated Car The Cybertruck is a 7,000-pound Rorschach test.

Truer words “The Cybertruck is a 7,000-pound Rorschach test.” #tanktesla #elonmusk

www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

This is so spot on it’s painful (yet still bitingly funny as always @mcsweeneys.net) and beautifully articulates how the time for @schumer.senate.gov has passed #schumer #trump #voteblue

The law of large numbers say karma has to win one eventually

“Oh you strenuously object? Well then I’ll have to reconsider.” #aaronsorkin #afewgoodmen (if only we had some in the government)

#trump #voteblue

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#thisisfifty

🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:

#tanktesla

A little something to lighten the load #puppypic