Bagpipe Sommelier

Once again, the Luddites weren't anti-technology. They were anti-human exploitation.

And so am I.

Asking people not to eat other people would kill the cannibal industry

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screenshot of tweet from @pontifex saying What is this Leo XIV bullshit...I asked to be called Popey McPopeface

I kind of like this guy

using a hotdog as an intercom to say "janice, cancel my 2 o'clock" and then eating it

Huge display of colored pansies.

Visiting the Amish nursery.

It all started going downhill the first time I saw a .webp extension

Well, a gaggle of tadpoles with mossy rocks in shallow water.

Lots of tadpoles in the pond.

I have a small footprint on FB, primarily for bagpipe-related groups. My new rule is: when I see some AI slop, it’s time to leave the site. And it works! I waste way less time.

Why I Broke Up with LA by Lena Dunham:
Coyotes kept eating my rescue dogs, and a neighbor asked how many dogs I have, and I said I just go to the shelter and get a new dog afterwards, so they said it sounds like I'm just feeding shelter dogs to coyotes, and then I started crying and moved to London.

Ways to accept a cup of tea

1. “Only if you're having one”
2. <check watch> “Go on then”
3. “I wouldn’t say no”
4. “Ooh yes please”
5. “I’m gasping”
6. “You read my mind”
7. Respond to “tea?” by saying “tea”
8. “I’ll make it”
9. “Best idea you’ve had all day”
10. Stating milk/sugar preference

Velvetyne Libre fonts for everyone

"Typefesse is a playful butt-shaped typeface in which the letters are rendered in such a way that the reading is done through the folds of the body." Chef's kiss.

velvetyne.fr/fonts/typefe...

The first person to discover a link between increased levels of CO2 and #globalwarming was a New Yorker named Eunice Newton Foote. Read her 1856 paper, and how she went unacknowledged for more than a century, here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/f... #earthday #climatechange

Games Workshop's horrifying grimdark fantasy about the year 2025AD

illustration of a wizard in a red robe and blue pointy hat looking out over a rushing mountain stream cloaked in mist

repost if you like babbling brooks 🙏🏻

Ryan Gosling confirmed to star as Babu Frik in upcoming Babu Frik film “Babu Frik: Babu Frik”

💯👇
"Most people prefer to associate food with comfort, joy, and their grandmother’s kitchen, not the boiling of the planet. In general, it helps to focus on the appeal of the meals, rather than their lack of meat; people want to feel like they’re getting something, not being denied something."

The Banshees of Inisherin was not what I expected, but I think I like it a lot.

Audio player screenshot of Owen Pallett’s The Great Elsewhere from his 2010 album Heartland.

#nowPlaying

sometimes i browse the bowling alley and arcade carpeting website, just to feel something

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This joke is so good that I want this to exist now. Can we get an Ennio Morricone score too, please? #IdWatchIt

Congrats on the invitation to perform in Greece 👏

Trust - Antisocial YouTube video by Exterminans777

Bernie Bonvoisin?! He was the lead singer in Trust! 40 seconds of avoidable intro but: youtu.be/WfD8Dnh2xho?...

Well, I didn't know that. Thanks! The "opposite" is true with silica gel packets, too: Put them in the oven at 150-200F for a couple of hours, and they're ready to absorb moisture again.

AI is just NFTs that talk

Typo du Jour: Cum one (instead of come on) 👌

C’est 12 albums d’orgue de plus que Messiaen?! lol

13?! 🤯

Yes, it’s obscene and cruel.

I believe it’s called hostile architecture and it’s 100% on purpose. Just bearable enough for folks to wait 10-20 min but not a hospitable space for unhoused folks.