Dr. Doug

i think that's a good call

his whispy mustache. that's the key

some dude with a whispy mustache from a video game made with half-life assets

i think i trust him

the human body no longer produces pimples after the age of 25

coming right up

circular iron on patch of homer simpson freaking out

unearthed this the other day while cleaning. got a couple other ones here somewhere

thinking about the word pusillanimous again

must be a skill issue cause they can hear me

the answer to that question is what's gonna bust this case wide open

i do want a space godzilla

not just regular cum. space cum

when doing any household chore, i like to complete it by splitting into 27 groups of 3

we don't take kindly to dinosaurs around these parts

happy birthday! may your porch pisses be plentiful and your hamburgers be helped

this place is pretty draculated, you know?

brb gonna learn to speak portugreek

some ppl say it borritos
whilst others say it barritos

also, i just watched the video and holy hell that is scary

won't somebody help, i seem to have misplaced my machismo

you and everyone you know drives a tan toyota tacoma

face of a gorilla, specifically one that is a large playground slide which features long nipple slides.

it is your duty as an american to eat food in your car

damb. only had the vanilla kind. that sounds good

was making a bowl of cereal this morning and accidentally filled it with the milk of human kindness 😞

oral roberts

i am for sure a skeleton boy some times on fridays

croissant sandwich with avocado spread, baby spinach, sliced chicken, gouda, with mayo and mustard

🚨BIG SANDWICH TIME🚨

handsome smiling chief o'brien

that's right

a cautionary tale