I have a memoir. It's really good imo, reflections on immigration, privilege, addiction, sexuality, illness and the importance of serendipity its bitchy, silly and occasionally very bleak indeed. It's an unconventionl tale packed with failure. And i doubt i have the energy to write a sequel.
02.03.2026 23:41
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Imagining me watching a game of cricket like that one and worrying about whom Matt Goodwin thinks i should support.
05.03.2026 17:28
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2004.
05.03.2026 14:59
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No. You're immature.
05.03.2026 08:47
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Yep. Literally the only three events her life will be defined by.
05.03.2026 08:39
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Twas the night before World Book Day, and all across the land, parents were saying “Oh. Just. Please. Be. A. F*****g. Pirate”.
04.03.2026 19:58
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Id like to pitch a Viz character called "Jeremy Vine and his intellectual decline."
04.03.2026 19:55
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Yes it's a clever title. But try and get past that. A lot of memoirs have good titles. Not every memoir references Ravi Shastri, Pasolini, and the Blow Monkeys.
02.03.2026 23:49
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I have a memoir. It's really good imo, reflections on immigration, privilege, addiction, sexuality, illness and the importance of serendipity its bitchy, silly and occasionally very bleak indeed. It's an unconventionl tale packed with failure. And i doubt i have the energy to write a sequel.
02.03.2026 23:41
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Same game. If i ever ecide to have a tattoo it might just be Collis King.
02.03.2026 16:33
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Where did Taylor Swift recently go down where June Whitfield had gone up?
02.03.2026 16:14
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No heart surgery for me but my dad also took me there.
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Wayne Larkins. To be dismissed twice for a duck by Joel Garner in Lords finals in the same year is quite the accolade.
02.03.2026 09:48
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The only person to be nominated for the Mercury Music prize and an acting Oscar?
02.03.2026 09:29
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Thanks for taking a chance.
02.03.2026 08:44
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Ive done the Banana/ Store double during the golden era. And i'm nowhere near.
01.03.2026 19:22
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Anyonw who works in IT. Check his hard drive!!
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Someone heard muttering last night in Bedford that he was expecting more banter. It's definitively not that kìnd of show. Its not that i dont care what you do for a living, it's just thwt i dont think you have an obligation to tell me.
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Chaser Paul Sinha Explains His Method of Cramming For a Quiz! | Would I Lie To You?
YouTube video by Would I Lie To You?
Repeated recently on Dave apparently. Nobody knew at the time just how dopamine depleted i was.
youtu.be/I6oMIc51Plg?...
01.03.2026 09:26
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On the plus side, if it wasnt for Amerixa in the previous world war, id be a wealthy Kolkata based doctor who was fluent in Japanese.
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Hotels. Having the news on a big screen is not always the best way to fill the breakfast room.
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Childish.
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I note that Democrats now look at Trump the same way David Mitchell looks at Bob Mortimer.
"Well it's obviously mostly madness. What exactly do you exoect me to do about it?"
25.02.2026 09:02
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On the one hand, firing off random, racist,witless utterances cannot be condoned and it must have caused pain. On the other hand we need to understand the medical context. The president has dementia.
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Mastermind 2004 - Episode 14 (26 July 2004)
YouTube video by The Annals of Quizzing
2004 Mastermimd. 25min 19 seconds in. A contestant receives a question so difficult not even our current PM would have known.
youtu.be/Yhg1D8bxKf0?...
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Mastermind 2004 - Episode 14 (26 July 2004)
YouTube video by The Annals of Quizzing
2004 Mastermimd. 25min 19 seconds in. A contestant receives a question so difficult not even our current PM would have known.
youtu.be/Yhg1D8bxKf0?...
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