“Those slugs know they can’t catch me” 🐌
06.03.2026 03:21
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“Those slugs know they can’t catch me” 🐌
Worms listening to Vroom Vroom by Charli xcx:
“Let’s Writhe” 🪱
Ditto and ditto
Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.
Can we have 1 day without atrocities plz, as a treat? I really can’t be crying this many days in a row because of the news
A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."
an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:
Black cat with one ear at an angle, stares at the camera grumpily
Sometimes when she gets up from a nap her ears are all cockeyed and I call her Mike Ehrmantraut
Low-level scare options: The Magic Treehouse series definitely has some ghost-related stories, & I seem to remember these Scooby Doo chapter books that were perfect for that age, I’m sure there’s some ghosts in there too! 👻
I’m honored 🤗, I need to be a better charli xcx friend because I haven’t quite gotten around to seeing it yet 😅
The magazines of my childhood/young adulthood:
Girls’ Life
Highlights
National Geographic
Smithsonian
Popular Science
Cosmo Girl
Seventeen
Vogue
W
SPIN
Entertainment Weekly
GQ
Did…Mike Tyson just call me fat because RFK Jr paid him to? WTF
Blades of Glory is currently on Peacock if anyone wants to watch some REAL athleticism today
Gesaffelstein, I don’t really know who he is besides that he was on Lady Gaga’s last album, but he already has a Muppet name so
George Constanza in an orange coat, text says: I got a focus. I’m shifting into winter Olympics mode.
Curling is something you’d invent with your cousins or neighbors one winter and be absolutely nuts over and then 10 years later your parents would be like, “remember that weird game you kids would play? with the rocks and brooms?”
ICE took the husband of one of our beloved daycare teachers. She needs funds to bring him back. If you’re able, any help is appreciated
I'm not a gun guy, is holding a shotgun with your dick while you fumble with a smoke grenade considered good trigger discipline?
I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
I don’t know why this is so hard for people but people you have to repeatedly call and beg to ask them to oppose murder in the streets will never really be on your side
If you’re not from here, I need to explain this execution was on Eat Street, a commercial corridor of restaurants and coffee shops that literally everyone goes to. Normies, queermos, weirdos, neighborhood folks. Whatever that place is in your city, imagine ICE executing someone in cold blood there.
Minneapolis -19° H:-8° L:-21°
And I still have to keep the windows open because I live in a pre-war building
So talented!
Post from: Coffee Lovers and Fans @tonyhawktruther american: i can't afford the doctor european: Ö you don't hjåve hjealthcare for frëe? Very fjünny because here in EU we are riding trølley or mjötorbike to djöctor at no cjøst, in fact is considered rüde not to
this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
GENERAL STRIKE FRIDAY. No work. No school. No shopping. There will be a march downtown starting at the Commons Park at 2:00pm hosted by local unions and multi-faith organizations pursuing peace and justice for our people.
🚨"I'm a nurse...my brown patients are choosing to stop chemo because they do not want to be abducted." -ICE protester tells JT Cestkowski about sick Minnesotans foregoing cancer treatment because of ICE terror. LIVE NOW ⬇️
If you're like me, I'm sure you have all sorts of out-of-town friends and family who are asking how they can help. @ziibiing.com put together this site which is so incredibly helpful. www.standwithminnesota.com
"Nothing good can happen and if it does then it doesn't matter" ok brother thanks for your input
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
Re-upping this. Thanks again for making it, @ziibiing.com.
www.standwithminnesota.com
I love how the one unmasked senior ICE guy is like "actually 90% of this community supports our actions" and then you see this video where 90% of the community materializes out of nowhere and tells them to go fuck themselves. ICE agents peeling out to go get consolation Dairy Queen after this
