Comedian Hayden Johnson saying “I want a show where drag queens go into a small town, burn down the church, and give everyone cocaine.”
Cast me you cowards!!! @haydenjohnsonn.bsky.social
My brain 37 times per day:
I will not die on this hill. I will kill you on it:
Give people food and shelter. I don’t care about your “what abouts.” The houses are vacant. The food is being thrown away.
I never know what Grimes is going to look like any given time she pops up. You could show me a picture of any white woman, tell me it’s Grimes, and I would have to believe you.
I think about this Amber Glenn routine approximately 87 times a day
I hope when Amy Madigan wins the Oscar, she ends her speech by looking down into the pits of hell and says “Suck it, Kazan!”
kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it
I went grocery shopping today but forgot to snap photos of the new wines I tried that I really loved from my last grocery run. I saved the bottles at home but I couldn’t remember what they looked like. So I just bought a bunch that looked good and I GOT THE TWO WINES THAT I WANTED AFTER ALL. HUZZAH!
Mayor Lurie tells S.F. health department to cut another $40 million and to consider layoffs and further cuts to community-based organizations
S.F. sheriff set to blow past overtime budget by 146%, or by $19 million
Shot / chaser
I only got two of these right 🤣
Oh how many elementary school girls did we murder in Venezuela?
Anyway I love this city
I am on the weirdest train ever. In one seat there’s two twinks cuddling, button up shirts half on. One of them keeps pointing at a phone, scrolling, screaming “GAY! GAY! GAY!”
A little further down are two people raw dogging Metamucil powder from the orange canister.
And we all got off at Castro.
I don’t think it’s up to us to decide when Jesus returns. And honestly if he didn’t come back for the Renaissance tour, I don’t think he’s coming.
If I’m good enough for you to book me, I’m good enough for you to pay me.
(Charity fundraisers are the exception)
Yeah that’s a feature, not a bug
I think the real reason I got blocked is because I pointed that out in the context of them trying to hate on Chappell Roan (“what do you mean men don’t make good art! You stole your aesthetic from drag queens. That’s gay men’s art!”) and they’re mad I delegitimized their hate.
This slide made me think of Rain on Me. And yeah Rufus doesn’t have any shows scheduled here this year, so I assume the reason for that is because they’re here in August for OSL.
A San Francisco drag queen blocked me because I pointed out that gay men didn’t invent drag, that it was trans women who made it into the art form.
(I’m 36)
The horse’s name was Friday
Based on the hints Outside Lands has been dropping, here are some names I think will be announced in the lineup tomorrow:
-Bad Bunny
-Taylor Swift
-Lady Gaga
-Kali Uchis
-The Beaches
-Japanese Breakfast
-Djo
-Rufus Du Sol
-Corinne Bailey Rae
-Dom Dolla
Fingers crossed for MUNA & Rilo Kiley
Just realized I’m closer to 30 than I am to 20
(I’m also closer to 40 than 30 but 🤫)
I remember everyone after 9/11 having American flags flying outside their homes for SOOOO LOOOONG because nobody wanted to be the first neighbor to take theirs down
Hey @pizzakari.bsky.social when are we booking The Cottage™️?
Connie Chan isn’t as far left as me, but she has a proven progressive track record as Supervisor. She’s got my vote.
Saikat says nice stuff, but he’s a rich techie who touts being AOC’s CoS, but she has said NOTHING about him. That’s sus. Fetterman vibes.
And Wiener? No. Absolutely fucking not.
“Iranians are celebrating what we did!”
Oh really? I’m old enough to remember “We’ll be greeted as liberators!”
Why can the pedophile do anything EXCEPT FUCKING DIE ALREADY!?
Net good, right?
I’m going to need either Michael or Gary to kick their campaigns into high fucking gear because I CANNOT be represented by Manny in District 8 for the next 4 years.
