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Get ready to smoke that Chunky White Crunch.Skante is a slang term for crystal meth. A skante warrior is a person who has evolved from over usage of crystal meth. They gain supernatural powers, akin to a vampire, except instead of blood, they need more skante.

They're also way too old to still have this "I'm gonna eat ice cream for every meal because my dad told me not to" complex, although it is not uncommon for people my age to justify clinging to extraordinarily childish behavior on the basis that it's somehow subversive or has a revolutionary quality

This person seems to "dissociate" a lot, so either they've fully imbibed the nasty medicalized language that we now use to refer to every single facet of our cognition and existence, or they really really need to see a doctor, like immediately

Whenever I listen to an Alchemist beat I feel fifteen years older and like I have two teenage children

I think I just saw a Canadian person accidentally pull the "believe it or not, the world doesn't REVOLVE around AMERICANS" thing on an Australian person

Just received the new covid shot - last three were duds, hopefully I get it this time #COVIDstrong

💙 GM BlueSky! 💙

Sometimes I get lucky...and Jay gets impatient...and he joins me on the deck as I fill the feeders each morning. Little moments of Zen...

Don't let the glare fool you, he's a sweetie! He's just hangry!

📸 Woodhouse's Scrub-jay 🪶🌿

Feel like I need to wash my hands after poking around in that temu app for about 1 minute

I'm sorry if you're a person who's seen me post this in more than one place, but I cannot stop thinking about this photo. He looks like a despondent Sam Fisher who got cut loose by his handlers

I repudiate Beetlejuice. Guy seems like a hassle. No thanks

Lost nearly 15 minutes of my lunch to a gunpla injury (hobby knife🔪). Will claw this time back by building on the clock later today

Morn’ My Montana, Dawn sharp crisp with smoke colored skies. Walkaroud down duty roads, ringing call of Cranes, chickens out, new day begins. Askum in his wading pool. More hay departing. Garden to pick an preserve. Well pump to fix. 54ºF headed to 96. Ya’ll be careful out there.

Night fellas

The beast from the weird old Beauty and the Beast movie that Philip Glass wrote an opera version of

Almost posted a photo of my desk at work with the manual for an MG F91 gundam all splayed out, but my keyboard's in the shot. Can't be posting your keyboard online for people to scrutinize

TV writing was less sophisticated back then, so contemporary viewers weren't quite as burned out on the "clean kitchen" sci fi trope as we are today

This is pretty close to the feeling I get when I spend more than five minutes in a hot tub and immediately experience a vasovagal episode. Don't make me hot, it's bad for me

A woman in my office is I guess mildly chilly because they were a little assertive with the a/c today, but instead of putting on a sweater she dug out a small personal space heater. It is currently August

Only a week out from shipping 😈 Might actually get here for my birthday, I'm pumped about this tape. Need to start figuring out a way to rip cassettes

Male Anna's hummingbird

Feeder beauty. Male Anna's hummingbird with glowing gorget. 🦉🌿

DJ Paypal sent me that shit from Berlin. I make a point of not wearing that or my OJ & Henny tee while I'm eating but it requires constant vigilance against my own ways

I came unbelievably close to eating a gigantic unruly sausage and pepper sandwich in my Mall Music shirt. First bite was particularly problematic, looked down and saw a single red dot of sauce. I realized what was happening in time to pause and regroup but that almost ruined my afternoon

Lovely day at the nature center. I was inside scanning really old documents from when the county let us add a boat house but I did go outdoors to look at stuff

I believe the button you're looking for is "set as wallpaper",

I can't stop looking at these

I got really high like a month back and googled "jim halpert fan art" so now I've got eight or nine of these pictures that I don't really know what to do with. One of the results was for something called "Funko Soda", presumably a Jim-flavored collectable beverage that you can purchase if you'd like

Yellow bellied marmot

Yellow bellied marmots

How about some mammals for a change? 🌿 These curious yellow bellied marmots were living on and around the boulders at the top of the Little Baldy Trail in Sequoia Nat’l park at about 8000 feet elevation.  Great hike, great views, great birds too.