"Scanner says 'caller says a Port-A-Potty hit his vehicle'"
"Did he call the Port-A-thority?"
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"Scanner says 'caller says a Port-A-Potty hit his vehicle'"
"Did he call the Port-A-thority?"
Scary Pockets did a take that isn't half bad, although it's a little more true to the original than a lot of their covers are. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBo9...
Speaking from personal experience, It's significantly harder to upbeat a ballad than to go the opposite direction. I've specifically been on the lookout for a good candidate slow song and angle to do that with myself, but it's soooo easy to sound phoned in/forced/missing the mark.
That was apparently inspired by the real ice cream wars, although I think the Doyle family murders came after the movie.
Even little thinks like the raspberry sauce squirted on windshields came from real life. They talked about that in the doc.
Renewing my call to refer to the Habsburgs as the chin dynasty
I can't find a proper trailer for this doc, just this snippet, but we watched it on britbox last night. Really good. I'd never heard of this before. It's a story of how shitty urban "planning" led to unintended and violent/deadly consequences. Also a story of corruption and miscarriage of justice.
Why "Why [Thing] Is So Much Worse Now" Content Is So Much Worse Now
When it comes to the potato chip battle, it's Utz vs. them.
Today in design/3D printing. I'll show you what it's for in a few hours, assuming this particular iteration pans out. I've been trying on and off for a few years to come up with a good design for this, and this is the 4th iteration this week.
Hopefully it's sleetless in Seattle.
tfw you're like "why is google sending me an email about an inactive account?" followed by "ohhh yeah! This is for slimjiminheaven, the receive-only account I created for Deceased Macho Man Randy Savage way back so I could send emails to that account when I needed to do some rubber ducking."
(To be clear, I agree with him. I just find it funny when I encounter old men yelling about cloud computing)
Old Man Yells At Cloud
I don't know why I love it so much when a PubMed article is A Case Study Of This One Dude Kevin* Whose Body Had This One Totally Bonkers Reaction To This One Psych Drug
*I've decided that all anonymous subjects in these case studies are named Kevin in real life
Webcam footage of Uncle Sam at the end of the work day after he's done his diligent American duty and verified with civil defense that it's OK to press the power button.
I just saw a clip of Wang Chung performing "Hot In Here" on a TV show and... I'm not really sure where to take my life now.
Ulnar nerve update: been wearing wrist and/or cubital braces several hours a day and otherwise being more mindful of arm posture. I've gone from being stuck at 160bpm for finger control for this guitar part back up to playing at around 210-220. Song tempo is 260.
Misread "Jesus vs. Aristotle" as "Jesus vs. Aeropostale" and I'm having fun imagining Jesus angrily entering mall clothing stores and flipping clothing racks.
They're all part of an organization run by Lia Dupa.
There's also a corrupt military sidekick named Pierre Roguey.
Revision. No guns. Just enemies coming up and the voice of Myron Cope saying "hit that man with a Polish sausage" and Killbasa smacks the man to death with himself.
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: I need to make a first person shooter called Killbasa. Just a sausage running around shooting things.
We were contemplating the idea of Gremlin being part of a drug cartel, and I decided his name is El Chompo.
Eye have no idea.
The new printer homes itself by moving the extruder to a corner and repeatedly banging itself against the physical limits to the X and Y axis movement. This is the most relatable thing I've ever seen a 3D printer do.
I firmly maintain that of the time I've been alive, the early-mid 2010s and the early 80s are the two worst periods of music.
I loved early 80s music growing up but now I can't stand it. It all sounds like it was written and performed by high schoolers.
Aside, this is what the search appliances looked like. They had all sorts of hardware and software security features built in to try and prevent people from getting at the drives and seeing their IP. At the end of their support lifecycle one could have google deconsecrate them into regular servers.
Unfortunately, the me in this book kind of fucked things up and didn't backdate the fake pages and that gave the whole ruse away to the killer. Idiot.
As part of this whole setup, they had the guy in charge of the university's search engine fake up search results for this fake professor to make them appear as legit in case the killer dug around. I was like, "hey! I'm in charge of the university's search engine! That guy is literally me!"
As I was finishing this mystery novel I was reminded of one I was reading in the late 2000s. It had a couple chapters involving police trying to draw out the killer by having a fake professor at [university] give a fake press conference about the case. I was like, "hey! That's where I work!" ...