weird little freak

yum!!

my new favorite question to ask random internet sexting partners is "what would u do with me if i let u do whatever you wanted?" because it gives a good benchmark for their creativity, willingness to be vulnerable, and general care for my pleasure while also divining the severity of their porn brain

horseshoe theory but it's virgins and hypersexuals

don't explode 😔

how are u going to poop 😱

The opening still from Iron Chef: America, featuring the contemplative face of The Chairman holding a yellow pepper, overlayed with text from a popular meme which reads "SENDING BAD VIBES ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ 👉👉👉 YOUR WAY" The overlay continues, with a line drawn face labeled with an arrow "this is you, yes?" and many smaller lines suggesting emanation placed such that origin is The Chairman's head, labeled "BAD feelings" "Do you feel it yet? tell me when you feel it"

spongebob holding a pencil and pad of paper, squinting with his tongue out, as if thinking is extremely difficult

figuring out how to spend $20 extra so you can get a good deal

a dragonfly perched beneath a bird feeder

a macro shot of dragonfly wings

saw a cool guy

no more zelda for me :(

this would be a disaster for everyone involved

it kills the mood so instantly every time lol starting to think my main rp kink is proper grammar and spelling

when ur dirty texting with someone and they hit u with the "chock you until you can't breath" 🥴🥴

introducing a new philosophical challenge to god's omnibenevolence called "The Problem Of Feet-Being-So-Far-From-The-Face-That-You-Can't-Kiss-Each-Other-At-The-Same-Time" only to be demolished by "The Threesome Defense"

acarajé with vatapá garnished with tomatoes and onions and cilantro on a square plate

noodles next to braised, glazed short ribs on top of a squiggle of yogurt sauce on a square plate

filipino carioca on sticks resting on a round black plate glazed with syrup

the previous three meals plus a coconut carrot soup with a swirl of coconut milk on a table

made a little four course dinner themed on coconut

too exhausted to take great pics but it was a fun challenge

most recently i was explained scovilles and i felt so many mixed bimbo emotions

hands covered in cherry juice next to split cherries and a knife, evoking blood

i took this pic awhile back; can't imagine having to do that many lol

that sounds satisfying

kind of a taboo thing to do anyway

photo of three containers in a sink, in process. a bowl with a medley of skinned and unskinned beans sits next to a bowl of skins and a strainer of skins.

the now processed beans which appear almost like small cashew halves now that their eyes are removed rest in a bowl. next to it is a food processor containing the same mixture and some onion.

ever remove the eyes from a pound of black eyed peas?

ty 💖

yeah same the creamy ones like this are so goooood

thank you!! the beans are my favorite part tbh

toasted rice with tomatoes, shrimp, and restaurant style refried beans on a plate with a lime, held in my hand under the living room light

dinner 👍

neither am i

well-browned, cheesy chicken parmasean next to spaghetti noodles in a wide bowl, all sprinkled with parmasean. it rests on a wooden table next to a fork and knife and a 6 oz ball-jar-style glass of orange juice

made chicken parm 👍

the school of athens fresco meme with a reddit conversation superimposed. it reads: charlakamavric I hate having those heavy sore balls quieen291 And when they pain that you feel they will explode

she just nut in me and now she's checking her credit score