R. Anders

Joy is not made to be a crumb.

I don’t like when there are event photographers on the dance floor. How am I supposed to dance like no one’s watching with a giant camera in my face?

ABOLISH BATHROOM CODES

I DID IT. I am freeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh, that hasn't been my experience at all. It's been a real struggle to stay off of it during the 30-day deactivation period. 20 days down!

As long as I stay strong and don't log in, my Twitter account is getting permanently deleted on March 2. 🥳🍾

"No pressure at all"

sorry for the person i will become during blank check march madness

Mine blinked twice and then went out. Skinker-DeBaliviere.

Is it true that most people do not work in the fields they studied in college? I am 32, and most of my former classmates do have jobs related to their major

Gotta keep backup socks at the office.

Whiplash will send you into cardiac arrest.

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

I have a gripe: I need us to stop making every healthy convenience food insanely low calorie. I picked out this can of black bean soup because it says it has 20 grams of protein, but the whole can is only 200 calories! That is not dinner!!

I want an HGTV show where baby boomers who own large suburban houses get them remodeled to facilitate multi-generational living. It would be a hit! It's a real design challenge, it would be extremely cute and wholesome, and it would generate 9,000 thinkpieces about the state of the housing market.

Or the congresspeople!!!

Ameren says I will have power back by tomorrow night!!💡🙌🏻🥳🎉

What’s up, @sticknation.bsky.social! I’m Margaret and this is my log. It’s from Ghostwood National Forest and I carry it with me everywhere.

Joe Wright sounded like he was being held at gunpoint during that intro and I'm not sure why.

Does anyone else get spam calls that involve evangelists reading scripture to you over voicemail? I do, and it is weird.

My friend just told me that the book I gave her 9 month-old is the current bedtime fav. They’ve read it every night this week. Excuse me while I ride this high forever.

Successfully executed 3/3 hangs with my busiest friends this weekend! Myra was right, miracles do happen once in a while.

Just got home after espresso martinis and I’m about to deep clean my whole home. Peak Saturday night. Unbeatable.

That’s so beautiful.

It's text! Dylan gets fired after the overtime contingency and his interviews at with other companies are awkward as hell.

Oohh, maybe newsletters are the move. I've done a lot of digital detoxing in the past couple years.

I have no idea what normal news consumption habits are in 2025. I feel like the only choices are to drink from the firehose or be thirsty and ignorant. Does anybody have it figured out?

These movie names are way too short. How am I supposed to come up with a punny name for my Oscar night snack?! Bring back long titles! We didn't know what we had with Killers of the Crab Rangoon last year.