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Aaron Parnas
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French prosecutors raided Elon Musk’s twitter office in Paris today, summoning him for a hearing in April

Happy Groundhog Day to people who reject climate science, but do believe in weather predictions from captive rodents.

AFGE Demands Resignation or Termination of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and Deputy White House Chief of Staff Stephen Miller for Smearing Slain AFGE Member Alex Pretti as “Domestic Terrorist” The American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE) is the largest federal employee union representing 820,000 federal and D.C. government workers nationwide and overseas.

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The American Federation of Government Employees Demands Resignation or Termination of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and Deputy White House Chief of Staff Stephen Miller for Smearing Slain AFGE Member Alex Pretti as “Domestic Terrorist”

Canadian Armed Forces applications jump nearly 13% Applications to join the Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) are rising after years of missed recruitment targets, marking a turnaround for a military that has struggled to attract new members amid staffing s...

Canadian Armed Forces applications jump nearly 13% this year so far #Canada

Follows a 55% jump in new recruits in the previous year, with CAF reporting 6,700 new members joining the regular force as of Dec 2025 – the highest number of enrolments in a decade. #Canada

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beavis from beavis and butthead is sitting at a desk in front of a computer and says " i understand your frustration " ALT: beavis from beavis and butthead is sitting at a desk in front of a computer and says " i understand your frustration "

People 30 years ago : "The age of computers will be great. They'll do everything for us!"

Technology in 2026 : " Looks like you're signing in on same device you've signed in 1,000 times.. Let's verify your identity! Please let me send you a code and go through 10 steps!"

Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."

Out of pure self interest, 🇨🇦Canada needs to stand up for Greenland along with our European allies,
with boots on the ground.
If Greenland falls,
we’re next.
Mark those words.
🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

Thank you, Minnesota There is no greater obligation for an American than loyalty to the Constitution of the United States.

Thank you, Minnesota
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Holy shit…

Where Trump could strike next From Venezuela to Greenland, Trump is exerting his global influence.

The U.S. attack on Venezuela and the capture of Maduro marked a turning point for Trump from threats to military action — and prompted him to publicly identify other countries he said could soon face U.S. intervention.

Where Trump could strike next 👇

it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'

Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Large law firms are siding with Trump over their clients and employees. Let me give you one statistic to exemplify this:

DOJ is suing 22 states for access to sensitive voter data.

My firm of 60 lawyers is fighting in all 22.

Not a single big law firm is fighting along side us in any case.

This was inevitable because…abortion is healthcare.

The Christian right pretends to care about what’s ’right’ but truthfully wants to control, harm and restrict women and children. Only the welfare of white men matters. I suspect nothing will make them pull back, data doesn’t matter!

#prochoice

Zelenskyy calls Russia’s claim of a strike on one of Putin’s residences a “complete fabrication,” a lie designed to sabotage diplomacy, justify more attacks on Kyiv, and excuse Moscow’s refusal to end the war. He warns the world must not stay silent as Russia tries to derail peace.

Wtf?

Context you rarely hear: global stocks are up about 30% over the past year. U.S. stocks? Around 18%. That means American investors underperformed the world by about 12 percentage points, even while headlines called it a “fantastic year.”

Health minister says U.S. health institutions no longer trustworthy partners - National | Globalnews.ca Health minister Marjorie Michel says she cannot trust American health institutions as reliable partners for Canada's future, citing misinformation as a major concern.

Health minister says U.S. health institutions no longer trustworthy partners #Canada

The issues with misinformation in the U.S. are “a big preoccupation,” Michel said, and a reason that Canada needs to look to other like-minded countries.

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Perry: The return of the r-word "These days, the r-word slur has become a staple of the American right wing, uttered with few professional or social consequences," David M. Perry writes.

“It turns out that banishing the slur from public discourse was, in fact, important. Because now it’s back and it turns out that it does matter when subtext becomes actual text, when terrible people enable open hatred and bigotry, encouraging others to emulate them, degrading us all.”

“An American Nightmare”: Three Men Deported to CECOT and Their Families Reflect on Their Monthslong Ordeal For months, Carmen, Lina and Doris awaited news about their loved ones, who were sent to a maximum-security Salvadoran prison by the Trump administration. Now that the families have been reunited, the...

CBS News may not want you to see its CECOT reporting, but I'm happy to share this powerful video that our team produced this year.

A Message to CBS from MeidasTouch By Ben Meiselas

CBS has become state regime media.

lol. Calling their bluff. These aren’t part of the 300G of data the justice department has (and could have released anytime.) the deadline is 12/19. Tick tock, Pamela Jo.

This absurd pardon shows the murderous boat bombings were never about stopping drugs

In a just world we wouldn’t even need the Epstein files to believe Trump is a predator. A bunch of women have already said so. Plus a jury even found him liable.

A theory about vibes:

Human beings are deeply social creatures. Our need for a legible social order is rooted almost as deeply in our brainstem as our need for basic physical security. We need -- not want, need -- to understand who's in charge, who are allies, who are enemies, *how things work*.

This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."

Pelosi: "Trump is the worst president of the United States that American children have ever had in terms of their health, education, a clean, safe environment in which they can thrive - including safety from gun violence - the economic security of their families and a future that is fair and just."

Karoline Leavitt, "The BBC is a leftist propaganda machine that Is subsidised by British taxpayers"

What do Trump, Putin and Farage, have in common? They're all trying to bring down the BBC