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Justin Ware

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Screenwriter, Dad of Eowyn the human and Cholula the dog, Founder/Co-CEO of Find Familiar Spirits and https://questsendwhiskey.com/ and www.macabrespirits.com

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How Elon Muskโ€™s Sci-Fi Hyperloop Failed Before his misadventures in government efficiency, Musk promised to revolutionize commuting with a subway that would speed passengers between DC and Baltimore in a matter of minutes. The project was a...

Just finished reading this article and it's this x100
washingtonian.com/2026/02/12/h...

07.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of two men with one saying more than words is all i ever needed you to show ALT: a black and white photo of two men with one saying more than words is all i ever needed you to show

I think that means "fans of the band Extreme"

06.03.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What I find a little bit funny is someone who accepts the use of scalpels in surgery all of a sudden doesn't want to get stabbed by a rusty ice pick

06.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saying Markwayne Mullin was the dumbest Senator is Tommy Tuberville erasure

05.03.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In case you're wondering how things are going out there, my wife wore a T-shirt that says TEACH THEM KINDNESS to the grocery store here in SoCal and a mom with her young child saw it and started crying and they hugged

05.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Blues Brothers were raised in an orphanage on the South Side of Chicago by nuns and blues musicians and have done hard time. Blues Traveler for sure.

05.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would say "make sure to curse out Jimmy Haslam" but of course he won't be there

05.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indiana Jones is the best action hero because he's capable of sliding under a truck like a badass but he also gets the shit beaten out of him constantly and only survives in Raiders because the giant Nazi mechanic backs into an airplane propeller

05.03.2026 02:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no idea what Isaac Chotiner looks or sounds like and I think I prefer it that way, like he's a disembodied conscience that manifests on the other end of phone lines and eviscerates people in interviews. Better not to ruin it like Rings of Power ruined Sauron by making him just some dude

05.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Endgame

04.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely doesn't get enough blame for killing the vibe and bringing bad juju from day one

04.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I'd like us to remain casual and still see other people, but also have a life-changing romance of unparalleled passion"

04.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 52 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And this is SUCH A WINNING PLATFORM! In addition to being the right thing to do, it will galvanize voters! But you have to be okay with donors with giant pockets not supporting you, and most mayoral candidates aren't

04.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess we need to popularize the gin and yonic

03.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's pretty fun if you like the Andy Weir vibe and I do. I am curious about the movie, though, since the trailers for the most part focus on what's basically the first 1/4 of the book

02.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT! I must seek this out

01.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a knight 's armor says you have chosen wisely ALT: a man in a knight 's armor says you have chosen wisely
01.03.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a box of scooby snax cereal is being held by a cartoon character Alt: a box of scooby snax cereal is being held by a cartoon character

Not sure it counts as candy but I always wanted to know what these tasted like

01.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He definitely set the tone

01.03.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a single issue voter in 2028 and that single issue is doling out some fucking consequences

28.02.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely tastier than the Shia LaBeouf Jerky

27.02.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you haven't seen it that's basically the plot of the Eurovision movie, except for Iceland

27.02.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Caught the first part of the 1999 Mummy and gotta say, connecting these two roles was one of the better "wait, where else do I know that actor from?" pulls I've had lately

27.02.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or "tank top days," as Wynnie calls them

26.02.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The combine is like the breadsticks at the table but the Draft feels like the first real appetizer of substance

25.02.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out ice skates make it way easier to do a heel turn

25.02.2026 03:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This screencap of the Meta Director of Safety trying to stop the Openclaw AI Agent from deleting her inbox (she did not succeed) feels like a sneak preview of how humanity is going to end

24.02.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder that anti-trans posturing on the right was spun as "protecting the sanctity of women's sports" and the media took that seriously despite the fact MAGA clearly thinks women's sports are a joke

23.02.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are... they crowdsourcing an answer? SHOULDN'T THEY KNOW BETTER THAN WE DO?

23.02.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are lots of jobs in lots of different sports I could see myself enjoying but hockey goalie is not one of them. Being the last line of defense as bladed warriors fire projectiles at you, insane pressure all game long... absolutely an insane calling. Mad respect for those who do it

22.02.2026 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0