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The official account of Woodrow Wilson’s ne’er do well brother in law I know people who say “reskeets are not endorsements” and they’re all cowards

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Map of Tennessee with the town of Shelbyville circled

Map of Tennessee with the town of Shelbyville circled

I would have thought that Shelbyville was too small for that sort of thing, but who am I to argue with the good people of Nashville?

06.03.2026 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve heard they’re quite heavy.

06.03.2026 18:43 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You say this as if the oceans are not a sovereign nation ruled by Triton, King of the Sea.

06.03.2026 02:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😬

05.03.2026 21:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People who don’t drive EVs believe a lot of false things about EVs.

05.03.2026 21:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re taking noms from the Metro, Pump Social in Concord is pretty good!

04.03.2026 19:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s cool. Still not shopping there.

04.03.2026 18:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/naom...

04.03.2026 17:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wouldn’t call a full grown black man a boy, regardless of what else you happen to think of him.

03.03.2026 04:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a surprise to be sure but a welcome one is written on a red background Alt: a surprise to be sure but a welcome one is written on a red background
02.03.2026 04:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BART Simpson holding a butterfinger candy bar from an advertisement.

BART Simpson holding a butterfinger candy bar from an advertisement.

I’d like to try one of those “Butterfinger” candy bars from the Simpsons. They look so tasty and I hope someone will come out with a real version someday.

02.03.2026 00:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey fyi, the antipathy to vets was real but the spitting on soldiers thing never actually happened.

01.03.2026 00:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God, the “before GTA 6” joke is so fucking tired

28.02.2026 04:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for the reporting

27.02.2026 21:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“all good wishes”

26.02.2026 04:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And also driven near universally by assholes

24.02.2026 02:49 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ash Wednesday isn’t exclusively a Catholic thing. I can’t speak for all Protestants, but in my personal experience, Lutherans, Baptists, and Methodists do it too.

23.02.2026 01:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pro hockey is the most right wing major sport.

23.02.2026 01:27 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe that Monty Python bit about building a castle on top of three previous castles that fell into the swamp was not in fact a joke.

22.02.2026 18:59 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m hearing reports that it’s all gender

19.02.2026 20:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/jolm...

19.02.2026 18:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoops, I missed the primary bit.

19.02.2026 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

And not when Vance was on the ticket, apparently!

19.02.2026 17:01 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Likewise, with the caveat that Moby Dick absolutely is a boring slog and is largely remembered for the 10% of the book that actually is good.

18.02.2026 22:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

What if you woke up in a world that was the same except for BirdEnvier had never existed?

18.02.2026 22:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Apogean’s skeet below another skeet making the same joke an hour earlier

Apogean’s skeet below another skeet making the same joke an hour earlier

I regret to inform you

18.02.2026 22:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man with glasses and a mustache is being photographed by a woman holding a camera that says ko on it Alt: Tobias funke and Zach braff show off their cutoffs.
17.02.2026 22:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, don’t be a dick

14.02.2026 02:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Michael Tracey and other credible journalists.

11.02.2026 02:06 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welp, I learned something new today.

09.02.2026 02:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0