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Sylvie Althoff

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Writer, editor, teacher, and jazz banjoist based in Lawrence, Kansas. Fiction, mostly speculative, appearing in Escape Pod, Small Wonders, Inner Worlds, Saros, and more. Say no to AI. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸš²πŸƒ

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My story "Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone" is live right now in Luna Station Quarterly 65! Jazz-playing alien bugs! Queer love triangles! Awkward social interactions! All this, plus (and I really can't emphasize this enough) jazz-playing alien bugs!

07.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How I arrived on Bluesky.

04.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Welcome to the Locus Awards Poll. Deadline for voting is April 1. You can return and edit or add to your ballot up until the deadline.

Have you voted for my short story "Hot Teeth" in the 2025 Locus Awards? I challenge you to find a more deserving dentistry-based space heist story in the collection Lesbians in Space, edited by @galactoglucoman.bsky.social, @wctracy.bsky.social, and @heathertracyauthor.bsky.social !

03.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 16331 πŸ” 5057 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 103
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Some Queer Short SFF - January 2026 | Charles Payseur Get more from Charles Payseur on Patreon

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆSOME QUEER SHORT SFF - JANUARY 2026πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
I round up over 40 stories by @mruthrobinson.bsky.social @coreyjwhite.com @thedescenters.bsky.social @sylvie-althoff.bsky.social @marisca.bsky.social @victormanibo.com @seraph76.bsky.social @remedy.bsky.social & MANY MORE!!!
www.patreon.com/posts/151830...

27.02.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the worlds not over
keep taking your meds
keep taking your HRT
keep scheduling surgeries
keep talking to friends
keep eating
keep sleeping
the worlds not over
you're still needed

28.02.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 3448 πŸ” 1809 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 18

<"Owner of a Lonely Heart" voice> Creature from the Black Lagoon

28.02.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 298 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

I cannot despair

I have to keep onward and we all must keep onward and pour our hearts out and do our good work so someday there is an end to this where all the wronged peoples of the world are victorious and relieved and the next generation is rejoicing and all the tyrants are ashes they dance in.

26.02.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Trans people want to have sex and make art and talk about sports and do all the shit everyone likes, and instead we have to think about Nazi freaks all day. This sucks eggs.

26.02.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 4374 πŸ” 815 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 15

Civil rights are a kitchen-table issue.

26.02.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 3104 πŸ” 794 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 22

the best time to stand up for us was years ago when we told you where this was all heading

until cis people decide to stop this,
it’s gonna continue

you see where this is heading

the second best time to stand up for us is NOW

26.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 606 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

This is what I need cis folks to understand.

It's been a decade.

Imagine living TEN FUCKING YEARS watching as a blatant, artificial campaign to erase your personhood, your identity and your safety chugs along, increasing in power every single day, and most people don't care or dismiss it

26.02.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 7356 πŸ” 3409 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 32

* John Brown's body moldering intensifies *

26.02.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, an answer to the age-old question.

What's the matter with Kansas? Fucking everything, apparently.

26.02.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But I can't. With about eight hours' notice, my legally obtained driver's license was invalidated. I've never even had a speeding ticket. Now if I drive my car to work, I will be breaking the law.

26.02.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to contribute to my community. I just want to teach my studentsβ€”the children of my fellow Kansans. I just want to greet my neighbors and support local businesses and share words and music and hard work.

26.02.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Visitor, Sylvie Althoff I’d never been to a psych hospital before, but the visiting room of the St. Francis Behavioral Health Center was more or less what I’d imagined. A heavy plastic table and two cheap-looking chairs that...

Also, my very trans SF story β€œThe Visitor” came out in The Future Fire issue 2026.75 futurefire.net/2026.75/fict...

20.02.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sin Crouches at the Entrance β€” Full Story By Sylvie Althoff

My story β€œSin Crouches at the Entrance” appeared in The Daily Tomorrow! dailytomorrow.substack.com/p/sin-crouch...

20.02.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dance When They Want You to Cower Queer resistance and resilience

Friends, the story I've contributed to this collection is one of my favorites I've ever written, and the cause is a worthy one, especially nowadays. If you could use some help imagining better times after the bad times (and some extremely queer hijinks), give this project some love!

19.02.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just what we all need from me: another form. As if this one isn’t trouble enough already!

19.02.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another day going to work and doing my little chores while my entire body is flashing red and emitting a pained beeping sound.

18.02.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The lasting way to fight fascismβ€”and the thing each of us can doβ€”is to liberate your mind from the fascist framework. Stop being frightened of the things that fascists say are frightening. Start looking at those things as liberation. Fear the things fascists say make us safe. See them as prisons.

18.02.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 458 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5
An informational graphic detailing the contact information for the Somos Lawrence and Sanctuary Alliance hotlines along with the relevant information to share in case likely ICE activity is spotted.

An informational graphic detailing the contact information for the Somos Lawrence and Sanctuary Alliance hotlines along with the relevant information to share in case likely ICE activity is spotted.

ICE spotted in Lawrence, KS. Be safe and pass on any info to the hotlines right away.

17.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Galactic Hellcats in Love by reasie Dating Sim tie-in to the novel series

In case you missed it, I posted a free game to itch.io!
https://reasie.itch.io/galactic-hellcats-in-love
Enter the world of my bestselling novel Galactic Hellcats and its sequel Andrei and the Hellcats, where you will play as one of the twin sex robots, Autumn and Andrei, seeking love.

17.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

15.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 41473 πŸ” 14044 πŸ’¬ 659 πŸ“Œ 594

I don't think many cis people realize how much...

1) Blatant transphobia and harassment by the "you have to support Newsom" crowd.

2) UK tearing apart trans rights under a centrist/liberal gov.

3) Blue state govs refusing to enforce trans protections.

Is reshaping how we see liberals and Dems.

15.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1182 πŸ” 356 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 13

The Kickstarter launches later today, so stay tuned!

13.02.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coming soon: Dance When They Want You to Cower Queer resistance and resilience

I'm honored to announce that I've contributed an original SF short story to this project! If you're a fan of trans resilience, queer joy, and mysterious golden statues deep in space, check this out.

Things are dark, but we won't let the bastards get us down. When they want us to cower, we dance.

13.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A child's portrait of elementary teacher Sylvie Althoff done with markers. Half the subject's face is a photograph of a cat, and both halves have a mouth hanging open in a scream of horror. Her head is crowned with flames and/or a golden crown.

A child's portrait of elementary teacher Sylvie Althoff done with markers. Half the subject's face is a photograph of a cat, and both halves have a mouth hanging open in a scream of horror. Her head is crowned with flames and/or a golden crown.

Student portrait. Glamourpuss/evil queen/vision-impaired elementary teacher. The scream really sells it.

13.02.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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2025 Awards Season Eligibility β€” Sylvie Althoff I’ve had six published stories in 2025! If you’ve enjoyed reading them, keep them in mind when submitting for this year’s awards season.

Awards eligibility! I had seven stories come out in 2025, and if you’re so inclined, give β€˜em a nom for the Hugos etc.! www.sylviealthoff.com/blog/2025-aw...

12.02.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0