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Left Twitter, FB, Insta. Gotta fix America before it's too late. I've always known what a horrible man he is. Now the rest of the world is finding out just how horrible. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ’™πŸ”¬[insert upside down American flag here]

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Please tell me this is for real, and if there was a response from the moron in chief for finally being called on his rudeness.

06.12.2025 02:15 πŸ‘ 4498 πŸ” 1042 πŸ’¬ 270 πŸ“Œ 94
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06.12.2025 08:13 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The look! He knows it was made up for him.
I love it!

06.12.2025 11:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œAnd then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”

06.12.2025 04:06 πŸ‘ 10847 πŸ” 2715 πŸ’¬ 239 πŸ“Œ 135
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My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to fleeβ€”his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

06.12.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 18177 πŸ” 8548 πŸ’¬ 1134 πŸ“Œ 740
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12 former FDA chiefs unite to say agency memo on vaccines is deeply stupid Prasad’s arguments β€œmisrepresent both the science and the regulatory record.”…

Without evidence, Prasad claimed COVID-19 vaccines have killed 10 children in the US, and announced unilateral, sweeping changes to the way the agency regulates and approves vaccines, including seasonal flu shots.

A dozen former FDA chiefs say that's deeply stupid.

arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

05.12.2025 02:14 πŸ‘ 742 πŸ” 314 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 21

Thank you for the update!

05.12.2025 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The GOP healthcare plan?

Go
On and
Parish already

04.12.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone know what happened to her?

04.12.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

04.12.2025 23:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FLORIDA β€” Woman in scrubs: β€œI’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”

04.12.2025 20:26 πŸ‘ 8677 πŸ” 4910 πŸ’¬ 1335 πŸ“Œ 711

This makes me physically ill. I’m truly terrified for her.

04.12.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Second Strike and the Soul of America America’s moral authority depends on our willingness to condemn wrongdoingβ€”even our own.

America’s strength is moral authority. We lose it every time we excuse cruelty done in our name. We can be betterβ€”and we must.
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

04.12.2025 17:34 πŸ‘ 1960 πŸ” 405 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 20
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a stack of money and smelling it ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a stack of money and smelling it
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04.12.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 14330 πŸ” 5575 πŸ’¬ 756 πŸ“Œ 359

Here is an idea: Tax the billionaires and make the subways free. They’ll spend less time and money than doing the nonsense they’re doing.

04.12.2025 18:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The same guy who has had all of his vaccines? What a hypocrite.

04.12.2025 18:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Leadership at its finest. Who needs enemies when we have the finest administration Russian money can buy.

04.12.2025 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s not the crimes. It’s whether or not you carry one of these:

03.12.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HE IS LINING HIS GUMS WITH COCAINE IN PUBLIC.

03.12.2025 15:48 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about MAGAts, they’re all talk. They’ll keep shopping Costco.

03.12.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Are they talking about Steven Miller?

03.12.2025 17:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is winning, right?

03.12.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning!

03.12.2025 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A federal appeals court unanimously disqualified Alina Habba from overseeing cases as New Jersey’s top federal prosecutor, finding that her appointment under President Trump was unlawful.

02.12.2025 20:46 πŸ‘ 692 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 11

They don’t even try because their followers have the memory of a gnat.

03.12.2025 10:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But she worked so hard stabbing people in the back to get there.

Poor woman.

03.12.2025 10:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I thought it was a horse?

03.12.2025 10:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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