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he/him/shithead King of the Wizards. Just out here posting fights

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Amazon: Would you like to watch this Young Sherlock show?
Me typing Columbo into my search engine: Absolutely not.

07.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like another couple of seasons of Strip Law, please and thank you.

07.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Admit it, you also thought Paddy was looking real rough before you realized it was Volkov.

07.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀼πŸ₯‹Check out this lightning quick kouchi gari from Laura Martinez Abelenda in the 48kg bronze match from Austria. Just a waza ari score but gorgeous.

07.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The tone shift from Luke Thomas shitting on Mike Coppinger to answer another question is one of the absolute funniest U-turns I've heard in a while.

06.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
What Dana White Doesn't Want You To Know About UFC
What Dana White Doesn't Want You To Know About UFC YouTube video by More Perfect Union

I'm very glad someone is trying to tell this story outside of the MMA media, and there few people better to do ask help with it than @lukethomas.bsky.social
youtu.be/7iKoH6LceBo?...

06.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 2158 πŸ” 917 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

I'm gonna watch it, but this made me remember when MMACurmudgeon tweeted some bullshit at Luke and he responded with essentially "I will end you if you talk to me ever again." but in the most cutting way Luke can do.

06.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1850 πŸ” 362 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 9

Horror stories from my mom, dad, and best friend about Peglyte. I know I'm due for a first and am not looking forward to it.

06.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My only wish is that I lived closer to one of the first targets that are gonna get nuked when the world finally decides we don't need a United States of America anymore. I just want to be incinerated as fast as possible.

06.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀼πŸ₯‹Deashi barai by Ruslan Pasheyev for the Austria 66kg crown.

06.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The latest episode of the Dog Or Pass Pod is up, as Mad Lab MMA and I break down our picks and plays for #UFC326

🎧 Listen via podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

πŸ“Ί Watch via YouTube: www.youtube.com/live/NYXNZde...

05.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Closest I've gotten to telling a warehouse manager to go fuck themselves and they can do my job if they think this shit is so fucking easy in a long time.

06.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do miss hearing Molly on the Vivis and 6th Rounds.

06.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#UFC326 is special for me considering that the 1st fight between Max Holloway and Charles Oliveira was the 1st fight I ever broke down publicly via MixedMartialAnalyst.com

Kinda embarrassing to go back and look, but proud to be doing this for a decade +: mixedmartialanalyst.com/ufc-fight-ni...

05.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Poirier changes levels with a big punch and Max counters with a spinning back kick to the throat

06.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this isn’t what they said. the refund process is for their own refund. they’re not doing refunds to customers, they might do lower prices.

06.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀼πŸ₯‹Olympic champ Lasha Bekauri in Tashkent and you can't do sumi gaeshi much cleaner than that. Turned right into the hold down but he didn't need it.

06.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arman wins by body kick.

06.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck yeah!

06.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
What Dana White Doesn't Want You To Know About UFC
What Dana White Doesn't Want You To Know About UFC YouTube video by More Perfect Union

I teamed up with the good folks at @moreperfectunion.bsky.social to tell the story of UFC’s monopoly and their attempted boxing takeover. Please share far and wide.

youtu.be/7iKoH6LceBo?...

06.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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CARL'S FIGHT BREAKDOWNS, EPISODE 174: A LIST OF CONCEPTS UFC 326: Holloway vs Oliveira 2

UFC 326 is upon us and it's the equivalent of trying to enjoy a wonderful picnic in the middle of a rain except it's raining the dumbest advertising you've ever seen and also the clouds are kind of racist.
www.punchsport.report/p/carls-figh...

04.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Breaking -

USA boxing withdraws support for Ali β€œrevival” Act.

06.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Did we learn nothing from Tito and Dana's boxing match that never happened?!

06.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate.
In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate.
A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership.
"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

what the fuck are we doing

www.wsj.com/business/med...

06.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 4213 πŸ” 848 πŸ’¬ 99 πŸ“Œ 226

I don't think it is coming out. If it does, I don't think it's half as ambitious as it promised.

06.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fluid Thoughts for UFC 326 A look at Dan Tom's picks and plays for the upcoming UFC fight card

Despite absolutely exhausted over the insanely stupid discourse over tics and Tourette’s in and out of the MMA space, I manage to push out my (not so) Fluid Thoughts for #UFC326

Picks, plays, analysis and southpaw stats for the entire card: open.substack.com/pub/dantommm...

06.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RAF allows Julianna Pena at the booth? Truly the most curse commentators on that show.

06.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about how the Kingmakers game still hasn't shown anything. Considering the guy making it was real big on AI, I'm betting it hasn't actually been helpful in making his extremely ambitious game.

06.03.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0