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Novelist, critic, books about crooks. jacobbacharach.com

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While you were mogging, I was learning the blade*.

*installing a new dishwasher

21.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sitting bolt upright at 2:00am with a spec script idea for a Star Trek:TNG episode entitled "LGBT . . . Q?"

16.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagining a billionaire industrialist who self-radicalizes into ethnonationalism because someone observes that "America runs on Dunkin."

15.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Vision of a Soldier of the Victorious Red Army, Dying 6’5 Australian TERA-CHADAndrogenic has flown to U.S andBONESMASHMAXXED to beat the horning band;hunt down this Arizonan Galahadwho Holy-Grailed it as an undergradβ€”celebrity to online’s ampersand,fr…

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14.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I wrote a sonnet about mogging.

14.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just Dropped In If you need to smoke a bowl, drink a beeror further lobotomize yourself everydayin order to keep life’s baying blues at bay,then I think we hebben een serieus problem here:your boated brain is drif…

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13.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I wrote a sonnet about dealing with reality.

13.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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The world's first sodium-ion EV is here to end winter range anxiety – it retains 90% of its capacity even in Arctic temperatures The world’s first production sodium-ion EV battery emerges unscathed from extreme winter testing, delivering consistent power without the range loss

The American auto industry is so washed. Damn.
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10.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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09.02.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Malediction: Forbidding Mooning Mars will start in 5 or 6 years,so will be done in parallel with the Moon.Got high, spent low, one late the other soonβ€”ambition’s wasted wallet in arrears,and one-way ticket starved for volunteers;…

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09.02.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I wrote a sonnet about the Moon as the initial focus.

09.02.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Finally able to don my "My party is only taking 9% of its time for pedophiles" shirt!

08.02.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Erroneously Made I look at a lot of, thousands, of things. I lookedat the beginning of it, it was fine.One can never cross an undrawn line.An omelet never made can’t be uncooked.A fish already eaten can’t be hooked…

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07.02.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I wrote a sonnet about looking at a lot of, thousands, of things.

07.02.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Les chats, Ezekiel et NapolΓ©on

31.01.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ask the Local Gentry I let my wife have an affair. DoI have to console her now that it’s over?Herd my hurt feelings as cows to a rambling droverand lead them in the slaughter season to the final moo?Do I borrow smiles …

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30.01.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I wrote a sonnet about an ethical question.

30.01.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Seventh Guest Bath

28.01.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Computer, enhance

28.01.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They're calling it, winter.

25.01.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is Pittsburgh hate and I won't tolerate it.

19.01.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Considering Your Country decided not to give me the Nobel PeacePrize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS,conclude, henceforth, that peace? Superfluous.Dead as doornail. Short as summer’s lease.Folly. Fashion. Whimsy. Mere capri…

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19.01.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I wrote a sonnet about your Country refusing me the Nobel Peace Prize.

19.01.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Some are saying that it is falling faintly. Others? That it is faintly falling. But more and more people agree, it is doing so on the living AND on the dead.

18.01.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We must amass currency that will be 100% devalued. Open the b-schools!

18.01.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I gotta believe that @daveweigel.bsky.social could walk into a Ye Olde Pickle Factory without this much backup . . . and live to tell the tale.

15.01.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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McKinsey challenges graduates to use AI chatbot in recruitment overhaul Candidates in pilot assessed on how they prompted consulting firm’s AI assistant and ability to adapt responses

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14.01.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Been screaming since the 2010s that higher ed must reinvest in humanities and social sciences in the face of advances in machine learning and automation. Can universities learn, or are we determined to make ourselves the victims of sunk costs?

14.01.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bari Wifes

13.01.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 151 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 13
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Having reinvented DEI and Woke, the Right is now reinventing the higher-education spurious disability accommodations request industrial complex.

11.01.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1