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@pensivetoker

Serenity. Courage. Wisdom… and Tacos. Feral AF. Don’t set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm.

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I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

12.03.2026 11:27 👍 33123 🔁 7912 💬 1322 📌 487

🎶 Take me down to the paradise city where the healthcare’s free and the men aren’t shitty 🎶

12.03.2026 11:53 👍 861 🔁 95 💬 13 📌 3

Doesn't fucking matter which is the "better writer" bc only 1 is human writing. When I read, I position the writer & myself in similarities & contrasts of time & place, &relate the art to the artist. The human behind the words reaches across time to connect w/us. Reading is a human–human act.

10.03.2026 03:39 👍 36 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

It’s not first, last, and security anymore.

They now want proof that your monthly income is 3x the monthly rent.

So, you need docs that show you bring home 20k a month not just that you have the 20k to sign the lease.

09.03.2026 11:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was wondering if/when they would dig up this guy.

Nostalgia is a helluva a drug!

05.03.2026 23:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Call her Crispy Noem 'cause she got burned. To a crisp. She's cooked. Dunzo.

05.03.2026 19:48 👍 95 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 1

Good morning, BlueSky fam. Remember to take care of yourself. Turn off the news/ social media when you need to, do something nice for you, hug your loved ones, know that it’s the small things that add up to the big things, that the pendulum always swings, and one day this admin will be gone

05.03.2026 15:19 👍 93 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 0

At this point, it’s an intentional inversion of the original meaning of the song. And conservative shits are rubbing it in our faces.

05.03.2026 07:39 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

The proper response to “what is a woman?” for the rest of time is now, “what is a war?”

05.03.2026 00:19 👍 567 🔁 133 💬 9 📌 6

You know what’s cool is that now people who are 40 can watch history repeat itself too.

05.03.2026 01:56 👍 104 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 1
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Montana's Gianforte Pleads Guilty, Won't Serve Jail Time In Assault On Journalist The representative-elect was given a six-month deferred sentence after pleading guilty to assaulting a Guardian reporter. He also was sentenced to community service and anger management counseling.

Where are the fathers of these broken men? What's going on in their homes that led them to this life of violence? Has society been coddling them? That's what I want to know.

04.03.2026 23:45 👍 756 🔁 105 💬 25 📌 1

Didn’t we already pay for this cover up already?

04.03.2026 15:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Masking policy? Choice? Yeah, it’s definitely a semantics thing.

At the end of the day, everyone made choices based on their comfort level.

There were definitely a lot of people uncomfortable with it to the point of brawls at the local Crapplebees.

04.03.2026 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FWIW, there were no “mask mandates”. No one was arrested or charged for failing to wear one. No one was forced against their will to wear one.

Mask mandates are a myth. It’s fake outrage that feeds their victim mentality and sense of entitlement.

04.03.2026 14:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The War™️ (brought to you by DraftKings and Polymarket, fully licensed subsidiaries of Lockheed Boeing Northrop)

04.03.2026 01:48 👍 306 🔁 35 💬 7 📌 2

Guess that @thedailyshow.com Bibi montage going back to 1995 didn’t make their timeline.

03.03.2026 00:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Daily Show reminded us in the montage below how Netanyahu has LIED about the "imminent" threat of Iran obtaining nuclear weapons since 1995. Netanyahu has for years wanted US to bomb Iran. Netanyahu simply found in Trump a moron willing to sacrifice Americans for his cause:

28.02.2026 12:06 👍 1324 🔁 546 💬 41 📌 33

one thing that's clear this week is that he doesn't know what the word preventative means

02.03.2026 23:24 👍 827 🔁 79 💬 51 📌 1

i'm not comfortable with him having a bus station locker code

02.03.2026 22:47 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hillary is all of us.

02.03.2026 21:15 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Let's also see if the U.S. population will be able to 'vote out' fascism. If this doesn't happen, should other countries assume that the entire country is therefore "pro-fascism?" And if this is the determination, why shouldn't they attempt regime change through bombing the heck out of the U.S.?

02.03.2026 17:57 👍 537 🔁 109 💬 15 📌 1

I’ve recently updated to “basket of unfuckables” and the polling is fantastic!

02.03.2026 12:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ken Paxton’s ‘Shoddy’ Prosecution of a Midwife Is Part of a Strategy to Expand His Power. Low-Income Houstonians Are Paying the Price. Maria Margarita Rojas is the first healthcare provider charged for abortion care under Texas’ strict criminal ban. Her attorneys say the state has no evidence—yet her clinics remain shuttered.

Featured story, from @marytuma.bsky.social: “There’s an almost shocking lack of evidence around these #abortion care accusations. What you’re seeing is an attorney general grasping at straws and rushing to indict anyone during an election year.”

27.02.2026 17:57 👍 80 🔁 46 💬 2 📌 4

Some people were already at this sharp line. I'm arriving there now. Willful ignorance is active complicity. Platforming Stew Peters, or Candace Owens, or Tucker Carlson for *anything* is making your peace with fascism. You may tell yourself it's temporary. You are lying to yourself. & us.

27.02.2026 14:53 👍 174 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0

I remember in 2016, Elijah Cummings saying that there was a larger, more horrific story behind Trump's election. He went on to pursue avenues of investigation that would have led to Epstein: Black Cube, Deutsche Bank, Sater and Michael Cohen, etc. All investigations dropped after his 2019 death.

26.02.2026 18:50 👍 1075 🔁 485 💬 31 📌 13

I can't even speak about Nurul Amin Shah Alam. All I have to say is that the people constantly distinguishing between ICE, CBP and the REGULAR COPS are fools. That's it.

25.02.2026 20:53 👍 545 🔁 143 💬 4 📌 0

They don’t have to ban it if they control access.

Also have no patience for people who don’t understand this dynamic. Not just for birth control but ANYTHING related to healthcare.

Money = access. Nothing is banned if you have the right amount of money.

25.02.2026 17:57 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’re the HOA of the world now.

22.02.2026 13:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From an inventory perspective:

Trade paperbacks are returned to the publisher as whole copy and then cycled through again as bargain bin titles.

Mass markets get their covers torn off, sent back for credit and the book gets “trashed”.

My bookshelves are full of cover less mass markets.

😢

12.02.2026 11:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0