Alan M Hardman aka The Al

Rovers have been awful really, not helped by an awful referee but he’s not the one that hasn’t created a single chance for the attackers.

Taveres on for Rovers, I hope he proves “it only takes a minute” to score a goal….

David Webb is beyond useless, absolute joke of a ref

Fuck off with your long throws, and fuck off letting it bounce #rovers

Couldn’t happen to a nicer fella than McClean

Unlucky Wrexham! Ha ha

Also, Brereton Diaz can’t even get a game at Southampton off the bench. Done well since leaving #rovers …..

The refs in the championship look like they’ll be as useless as last season based on the games I’ve watched so far.

Teesside is an area split between ceremonial counties Durham and North Yorkshire, Middlesbrough officially sits in the Tees Valley within North Yorkshire.

Teeside was a county very briefly but for more than 1200 years the area were Middlesbrough sits has been part of Yorkshire.

Oh it is, classed as North Yorkshire.

Gerrin! #rovers

Pitch inspection for #rovers because of the rain, surely a well run, modern club would ensure their facilities are able to cope with lots of rain…..oh

a ground squirrel standing on its hind legs with the name alan written on the bottom Alt: a ground squirrel standing on its hind legs with the name alan written on the bottom

What gif pops up when you write your name?

I would not tell anyone if I had won the lottery, but there would be signs.

Beautiful evening with the better half in Dubai at Royal Atlantis, 4 course, mainly seafood, Peruvian food taster menu and wine pairing, finished off with a 42% Peruvian Pisco.

It’s still a bit warm/humid to be wearing jeans and a long shirt outside.

Nice one Rory, started adding

First: The Verve, Haigh Hall, Wigan, 1998. First proper one anyway as dad was in the business and had lots of small gigs.

Last: Starsailor, Melkveg Amsterdam, April this year

Next: Elvana, Harlem (Netherlands) in Jan 25