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does anyone know if you put your balls in the condom too please this is urgent please

please do not correct my english with regards to any typos or grammatical errors i may make. i have no respect for this language

job listings be like "we're in the gartner magic quadrant :)"

brother no one has any idea what that even means except CEOs with their head so far up their ass that whoever pulls it out is crowned king. this is not something you should be proudly proclaiming, if anything it's a negative

start up a deadlock match
clearly have a 4-stack on my team
all of them have voices that are, to put it bluntly, The Fagcent but just a lil too fem
one playing ivy, another with the name "angelofwires"
unprecedented amount of playing selflessly, checking if each other is ok when escaping ganks, etc

"i had a dream that-" no you didnt. you thought up a joke and cant figure out how to start the post. you did not dream that.

sorry did you say 'han dynasty' or 'handy nasty'

will cds ever become like records are today

ok now the fursuit guy is attempting an ITG 9 and i think he's going to die of heatstroke

watching randos hop on the ITG setup at vancoufur is hilarious

what do you mean you failed at 14% into a DDR 2?? those have enough notes to fail that fast?? bro the guy on the other pad is in full fursuit and he cleared it !!!

i love fursona ref sheets that have a section thats like "DISLIKES: bullies, scammers, nazis"

wow. really insightful there, man. tells me a lot about the character to... know they dont want to get scammed ??????

back home from day 1 of vancoufur. fuckin hour and a half long trip each way, ough. as if con activities arent exhausting enough, gotta tack that on each end.

heres hoping im finally actually employed next year and can afford a room, lmao

Japanese Drum Game

is there any way to make PiU use quantized note colors at all? is there a reason people play with the whole "red up, yellow center, blue down" colors beyond that being the best option there is

i have never played it but at least from a DDR enjoyer perspective, that seems like a big omission

to be clear: this is not at all true, the extreme majority of games do not do this, and anyone who has ever looked at the files in more than one game ever can tell you this. but now every Gamer:tm: thinks you can magically make games take 5x less space. its like Just Optimize It but even more stupid

i think whoever was behind the blog post for helldivers 2 claiming "its a totally normal practice to have 5 redundant copies of every asset in your game" should be banned from ever talking to the public again. you cant say something like that to Gamers. they're too stupid to have that information.

i miss when words meant things

"you literally cannot lose on abrams because they removed the cast time on echo shard" "buy stamina mastery and IAD 24/7" "wallbounce corner boost" "ivy used to be the only good gun carry" - all true statements but new players do not understand

see the problem with deadlock suddenly getting really popular is that im a fucking turbonerd about it so any conversations i want to have about it with friends make me sound insane

i guess most furry cons are getting a massive spike in attendance post-lockdown but like. VF has almost tripled in size in that time, way more than other cons see. its not like it was big in the first place to make the network effect happen. how did we get here, i do not understand

how did vancoufur go from "small-ish, 1000 attendee convention" in 2020 to "many people i follow, lots of whom dont live anywhere near here, some as far as australia, are planning on attending" in 2026

what happened

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applied for a job
got an email asking me to take some assessment test for the position

i am going to commit a crime

streamer i watch hasn't played many resident evil games, but started playing RE9. he saw leon appear on screen for the first time and immediately said "what if a cop was goth"

i cant think of him any other way now

sorry i cant find the delete button on this post i dont know why its not there im sorry i dont know what to do about this

[yoda voice] seven six!

two years on from "x the everything app" and it still doesn't do anything except have bad posts. to date, no one has blazed a glory or whatecer. wonder whats up with that

never understood the "child will be tried as an adult" thing. whats the point in having a separate legal code for children if we can just choose to ignore it based on nothing but "the kid gives me bad vibes"

deadlock has ruined other shooters for me. 5+ second time-to-kill is GOOD ACTUALLY. being able to fight back and have an actual firefight is good. the mid-2000s military shooter did so much damage to videos game, man. TTK never should have gotten shorter than halo 2.