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i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today

searched "twitter" on here to see what people were saying about the outage and the second result was furry bara porn

People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke

fitness coach getting paid $8,000 posts his client looking frog-like with black eyes and burst eye vessels

You guys have to see this

Jimmy Neutron's Dad poorly photoshopped on Yojimbo's body

Yo Jimbo

CITY OF TORONTO WEBSITE: Toronto City Council decided to not opt in to the e-scooter Provincial pilot in late May 2024 (Agenda Item History – 2024.IE13.1 (toronto.ca) (opens in new window). Therefore they are Illegal to ride in the City of Toronto. Know Before You Go: E-scooters are not permitted on public roads, sidewalks or trails in Toronto. Although e-scooters are permitted  in some municipalities, they are not permitted to be ridden in Toronto. E-scooters are not regulated on the market and are available for purchase in stores. The City does not have the authority to regulate what is sold, only what is used in public spaces. E-scooters that are standing electric kick-scooters (opens in new window) are not permitted to be operated, left, stored or parked on any public street in Toronto including bicycle lanes, cycle tracks, trails, paths, sidewalks or parks under Municipal Code Chapters 950 PDF, 886 PDF and 608 PDF. Toronto Police Service are enforcing fines and penalties for violations of the Highway Traffic Act and Toronto Municipal Code by-laws, when officers see an infraction.

If I can walk into any Canadian Tire in Toronto and buy something that is, according to the Highway Traffic Act, illegal to operate on any road, bike lane, trail, sidewalk or park in the city... sure seems like Canadian Tire and the cops and the politicians are not all on the same page, y'know?

A diamond shaped statue with an oval at the top, said to represent the Virgin Mary - presumable her head poking out of the gown and her arms out to the side - but also it looks a lot like labia and a clitoris.

The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀

Sam Altman @sama i never took the dead internet theory that seriously but it seems like there are really a lot of LLM-run twitter accounts now 12:21 AM · Sep 4, 2025 · 1.5M Views

sam altman is trying to find the guy who did this

drink some coffee

did you end up going?

When someone says “let people enjoy things” to me it makes me want them to be miserable

ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you.

Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.

ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.

Health news headline "Doctors are warning patients not to put spring rolls up their anus"

look nerds, just give me my antibiotics and stop telling me how to live my life

K-State player named Holden Bass

Men posting a picture on a dating app

BOS NYY NYM PHI is so insane

i think we should replace school and education entirely with videos like these

Edited screenshots from the 2002 movie Spider-Man directed by Sam Raimi. Peter parker, in a red long-sleeve shirt and red ski mask, clings to the inside of a pro-wrestling cage and looks down at a muscle-bound opponent standing in the mat looking up at him. The opponent, played by Randy Savage, has cow ears and horns and is standing behind a table with 4 crudely made tools on it. Peter quips, "those tools are cute. Did a cow give them to you?"

Spider-Man vs. Hoofsaw McGraw (2002, colorized)

How do you make a baked potato without it getting hard?

Think about baseball

It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates

You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.

Google search screenshot: Al Overview The saying "beer before candy, you're in the clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy" is a popular rhyme that playfully suggests the order in which one consumes food and alcohol can affect the severity of a hangover. The rhyme implies that consuming beer before candy will lead to

my dad was always saying this

i just found out people jack off to porn

they had so many songs where they needed to be doing all that

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

waitttt what's the teasis

I'm sorry 😔

Boys with the time machine: trad chad: don't open Sorcerer against Star Wars William Friedkin, angry and pointing: FUCK YOU. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW? SORCERER WILL DESTROY TAHT NERD BULLSHIT. YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

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