Adam

All that's missing is Trump endorsing Paxton. Still on the board!

You can squint a bit and you can start interpreting that these results show there wasn't some weird "far right meddling in the dem primary" -- they had their own ideas!

lol nice try JD this is not going to save you in 2028

What it really is, is AI slop.

List-ical language? So obvious!

Jesus.

You can just say things.

WSJ confirms the U.S. is involved in the attack on Iran: “The U.S. participated in the attack and was also carrying out strikes, a U.S. official said.”

fell for it again award

I have been a mega TX doomer, congrats to the GOP, you've done the impossible.

I cannot believe this is giving me so much hope oh my god.

*PENTAGON DECLARES ANTHROPIC A SUPPLY-CHAIN RISK

It's almost like this mythical "middle American who loves right-wing news and totally will believe it's true and return to CBS for it" is completely fabricated.

Man, this is all such good news so long as the loser of the primary immediately turns around and gets on the campaign of the winner.

Going to bankrupt Paramount in the process. Bang up job, everyone.

Netflix about to earn a huge load of cash in the breakup. Incredible.

Honestly this has been a pretty disastrous season for him. He had the entire runway of a terrible team to prove he can be a lead scorer and he's just had some of the worst luck imaginable.

This is a NE issue I'm starting to sense. Lots of rough patches up there for Dems. Really thinking they need to assess what's going on.

Assuming it's true, it's been pretty rough for Dems in New England getting decent results.

FWIW discord also is walking back the age verification for a while, which is why I'm assuming the replier was most concerned about.

(FWIW I wouldn't even call this new song Americana, it's closer to chamber pop, I just don't understand what Lana intends or wants anymore lol)

Let's say it was rephrased: "Lana going Americana" vs "country" -- does it change how you feel about the framing of the new album?

Because I would hardly describe this lead single as country.

Jesus Christ lol.

That's some deep ET lore lmao

Same 🥲

Somehow more egregious and made up. Every single industry getting hit is so funny.

What specific industry are we protecting under the "every single industry" tariff, Mr. President

Never seen a "coping in real time" press conference like this.

So fucking cool that a president can just say these quiet parts out loud and not be punished, but come president AOC in 2029, Fox News is going to do 7000 hit pieces if she so mentions Kav.

The literal only "normie" secretary under Trump 2.0 lmfaooooo