Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
On a genuinely quite informative webinar, but someone said “asterix” of “asterisk” so now my brain is switching off.
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
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Sooz Kempner’s 4th Annual End of the World NYE Party Completely free but donations welcome From 9pm GMT twitch.tv/soozkempner
New Year's Eve is a BITCH. It's a fortune to get a cab or get in to a pub and things get CRAZY. Since 2022 I've turned down any NYE gigs offered coz who can be arsed to travel when I can just do it from my own bastard bedroom. Join me with your fave bevvy this NYE! FREE!
twitch.tv/soozkempner
You’ve done brilliant and thorough work, it’s not surprising it has taken its toll on you - a break is absolutely the right move ❤️
From our Managing Director, Ben Dickinson
Newcastle says no – a city united in kindness and against fascism
Thousands came together to show the City’s true character: united, diverse, welcoming of refugees, rejecting hate
@northeastbylines.co.uk @benjitoon.bsky.social
I’ve seen you flashing your gash. Heart surgery? More like heartthrob (emphasis on the throb)
How long should one wait on this platform before posting selfie thirst traps weakly disguised as genuine content by pithy humorous captions?
Asking for a friend.
I like the bit in A Streetcar Named Desire where Blanche Dubois's admirer is appalled to discover she's 30 EW GROSS!
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I’ve faced the fact that X is not coming back, so I need to properly embrace Bluesky…
Hello 👋 The world is on fire but nice to meet you I guess!
Only 5 MONTHS until Edinburgh transforms into the world's greatest playground of creativity! 🎭✨
Will you discover the next big comedy star in a basement venue? Catch that avant-garde performance that leaves you questioning reality?
Tag your #edfringe crew below and let the anticipation begin!
Good morning fellow Brits. I am understandably seeing a lot doomscrolling around news from the US yesterday and dunking on Musk's Nazi salute.
Alternative proposal: let's collectively approach our employers, local public bodies, favourite organisations etc and demand they leave Twitter already.
I can't explain to anyone outside the region how bad this is for us all and the chaos this is going to cause for our lives. Basically cutting off the north and south of the Tyne apart from one route that is already also closed for repairs and busy. A nightmare.
Post you from a different era.
Hey welcome to instagram. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a static image blare 15 seconds of a song at full blast? No? Well you're about to find out!
Absolutely BUZZING to be featured in this months Pattern, talking all things art, feminism and what the future holds for me all whilst serving I must say.
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Words: @janeimrie.bsky.social
Photography: Christopher Owens
