Tyra Banks’ Trench Coat 🧥

you ever think how this is all because america elected a centre-left black president once, and the right never forgave the left for it

When I say gas prices are high, this is what I mean

When I say gas prices are high, this is what I mean

This is actually multiple bloomfs

Really want bloomf to come sit on my face for a bit, ya know?

Cooooool 🥲

*hot local gay follows me back on insta* Quick! Add him to close friends and post a thirst trap before I lose his attention!

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon facing to the right with wide eyes

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on a bench

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on grass with one ear pinned back

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon looking towards the sky

Thinking about low res pikachu.

One minute of the Grain Belt Beer sign and a train crossing the Mississippi River in Minneapolis

Being married is great because what do you mean I get to have sex with a really hot man that I’m emotionally entangled with (positive connotation) and then we can both hop in the car and get fried chicken and Cajun fries together 😍

Having one of those days where I feel real cuddly and affectionate

a cartoon of stitch covering his eyes with his hands and the words uggg !! below him . ALT: a cartoon of stitch covering his eyes with his hands and the words uggg !! below him .

Up waaaaaay past my bedtime

Having a white dog in the Pacific Northwest was a CHOICE. 💧🌧️🐕

Forreal forreal 🤭

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

A meme that says “How I have to scroll through my timeline with all y’all nasty sinners and your sexual posts” and a woman wearing classes with each lens covered with a condom.

This administration is acting like money is unlimited, bombing countries, flying private jets around the world, etc. So don't let anyone tell you there isn't enough money for universal health care.

It’s not bad! It’s just not great or something I’ll probably ever really crave.

3rd and, probably, final time trying Dutch Bros. Still don’t get the hype. And this is from someone that lives and misses Dunkin!

Crime rampant in Cerulean

Is this a Daft Punk song?

So fucking fried today that I’ve just been sitting at my desk staring at my computer hoping that the work will just go away or do itself 🫠

You know you lived in the Midwest for a few years when - you look up how far a major city is, see that it’s a 12 hour drive, and say to yourself “oh, that’s not that bad!”

So adorable

Sometimes I wish I lived closer to the ocean, so I could kick transphobes off a bluff.

Flirting with friends is so much fun, like yes I like you as a human and YES I want to rearrange your insides and vice versa

VERY relatable lol

I’ve always printed off the questions and handed them to them either at the start of the interview or when they came to the waiting area!

I would like an attention, please