A news article thumbnail showing a lone woman searching through bleak wetlands. The BBC News headline reads "the woman who spent Christmas in search of a rare plant".
me: are you sure I can't just bring a vegan roast from asda?
mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops
you dumbass, you goon, egg terrapin was S-tier
this is what they took from you
Streisand Effect in action with this online age verification thing. I've just found out what "porn" is (pictures of people shagging!!) and it's brilliant. A real own goal for Keir Starmer if you ask me. But don't bother asking me, I'll be too busy enjoying "porn"! 😎
when you threw your banana at the sun he'd go 😮
I'm glad the Pope lived long enough to see Conclave starring Ralph Fiennes.
What if the real Katy Perry is still in space.
"And my favourite part? It's that terms and conditions apply! I am Meghan Trainor, goodnight!"
Happy birthday women.
You might have seen that Apple released an eight-hour, lo-fi Severance focus set with ODESZA. You might not have spotted that it syncs up perfectly with the Music Dance Experience at around three and a half hours in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRnD...
I have often noticed that the celebrities on Hot Ones can't answer questions or get distracted because the hot sauce is too spicy. They should trying doing the interviews without the hot sauce.
There was a golden era of twitter in the mid 2010s when you could tweet about a urinal cake and the brand would reply "thank you for pissing on me" and everything was perfect.
google UX designers: what should users see when they open a blank document?
guy who puts loads of weird bullshit all over the screen: okay, so i have an idea
Text of lyrics: "She is made out of bees, she can breathe underwater She has taken the form of my long deceased daughter And she walks on all fours like a horse with no knees Yes she crept from the void but she's always a woman to me"
this verse of Billy Joel's "Always a Woman to Me" always confused me
vet: well we got the test results back, your dog has no nerve endings
bob dylan: HOW DOES IT FEEL?
vet [desperately fighting the temptation to say "soft and hairy"]: your dog is dying, sir
for the record I think it's a horrible review by a nasty boy
Photograph of the text of a magazine review of The Sims 2: H&M Fashion Stuff.
This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.
donald trump's neuralink just exploded live on stage
a red chilli pepper on the pavement
it's chilli outside
neighbour walked in on me disposing of our christmas tree
This is my favourite time of year because I get to break out the absolute fucking worst Christmas tree decoration ever made.
Here's my review of the new aeroplanes game, Microsoft Aeroplanes. www.rockpapershotgun.com/microsoft-fl...
I suppose it's also useful for important research into things that aren't my radiator's settings.
One genuinely useful application of NotebookLM is giving it all the user manuals for your washing machine, router, fridge etc, so you can just ask it what it means when some random light is flashing yellow. Follow for more Top Tech Tips.
These workshy millennials with their one-click blocklists. I'm building my blocklist with my own two hands, like my father did, and his father before him.
To be fair this guy looks exactly like the kind of chortling cad who appears when you bellow "WHO'S BEEN SUPPING CURDS IN MY CHAMBER"
If I was Jesus I would have simply refused to drag my crucifix up the big hill, like lol what are they gonna do, crucify me
A news article thumbnail showing a lone woman searching through bleak wetlands. The BBC News headline reads "the woman who spent Christmas in search of a rare plant".
me: are you sure I can't just bring a vegan roast from asda?
mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops
if you're ever stuck in a conversation about politics, just say "it's the hypocrisy that I find astounding". then if there are any follow up questions, do that thing where you pretend to walk down some stairs behind a counter
