DCRiff

lmao this asshole

sat next a dude on the flight home tonight, maybe 22ish, spent the entire hour flight scrolling endless toxic bro shit - dudes shooting 50 cals, Joe Rogan, SEAL workout porn, fucking Pete Hegseth speech clips. Could just hear his brain deep-frying in it. Oof, we def have a problem with these dudes

reminding me of when Braden Holtby nailed this shit back in 2019 after the Caps won the Stanley Cup…

Larkin leading the rush for the pizza rolls

instant classic. What a game. What a gutsy win. Classy tribute to Gaudreau at the end too. 🏅

Hellebuyck standing on his head right now. This game is 4-1 minimum right now w/o him playing out of his mind

the Boldy goal, the Hellebuyck save on McDavid, surviving a 90 second 5-3….USA boys showing some grit today!! LFG.

(and that Boldy goal, my god)

and physical!

what a finish. Keller toe drag to back hand for the OT win. Killer.

🇺🇸🏅

OVERTIME BABY LFG!!!!!

energy in here is lights out. I’d put it at 60-40 Canada to US but the video monitor also just cut to an American in red white and blue overalls who chugged his whole beer so we got that going for us

pic of the pregame ice for gold medal women’s hockey! USA!

LFGGGGGGGG U-S~A 🇺🇸

thing of beauty and I’m here for it all

the Olympic spirit is being on the Milano train out to the skating rink for speed skating while watching the Canada - Czechia hockey game on a fellow American s phone and hearing a bunch oh Canadians lose their shit on the other end of the car when they score in OT

Pic from our seats at the Olympic skating arena before the women’s short program

Pic of the Olympic skating arena and screen announcing the women’s short program competition

it was a mixed bag for the US Olympic ladies tonite at the skating short program but super fun night all the same. Just bonkers talent across the board, man. Great vibes in the arena too. 🇺🇸

lol yeah that and I think I can actually levitate if I squeeze my hands tight enough

damn dude, that’s an adventure. We’ve just been kicking it here in Como chillin this weekend then we head into Milan tmrw for a week of Winter Olympics

where u at?

pic of my salami piccante pizza for lunch in Como

Como is good, off-season and a little chilly but cool old town area, plenty of shops and bars and cafes and then of course there’s this guy for lunch-

bobbing and weaving my way thru the streets of Como like a caffeined up pro

I have been in Italy for just over 48 hours and have had approximately 187 espressos AMA

fresh made ravioli on a butter sage sauce and gobs of fresh parm

work in progress pic - just cut out the fresh ravioli using a ravioli stamp

the eggs being beaten and mixed with the flour in a nice well on a wooden board.

fresh pasta cooking class today in Como. Ricotta and bresaola stuffed ravioli with sage butter. I’ve done scratch pasta before, but never like this. So fun, so good. Buon appetito!

US doesn’t play until Sunday tho it’s actually against Germany….

rows of back lit Aperol bottles in a bar in Como, Italy where were hanging right now

pick your fighter…Como, Italy edition

flying out shortly for Italy where I’ll be hitting the last week of Olympics. PUMPED. Hockey (men and women medal round), speed skating (short and long track) and figure skating. USA gear packed and ready. My only regret is JD Vance isn’t still sliming around for me to mercilessly boo.

which is exactly why maga hates it so much…they hate joy and any expression of it. Shove it down their miserable throats.

fucking goosebumps