Green🐍

My hypos!

Everything under the bed is a virtue

The streets are saying it was probably for the best

Eek! I'm naked without my contradictions!

My morning walk was momentarily paused by an inclement feather

There was a yellow explosion at the sepia factory. They turned it into marketing. 7 people died

I made some good friends in my dream, hopefully I’ll see them again tonight

Feel free to experiment with combinations!

In my restaurant, we have a soda fountain for rare alloys

I really light up in hospitals

"Let's not kid ourselves" ... *raises hand* what do I do if I already kidded myself

I'd like to give "repose" it's flowers

That's right 👆

it’s all peaks and valleys, baby

I need to read a few more papers before I can accurately listen to music

Every day is ridiculous

the hot heat of fire has been used to boil vegetables for thousands of years

Overhead view of several crocodile icefish nests on the sea bottom. They're simple circular nests dug into the sand and most of them are guarded by one icefish each. The icefish live in Antarctica and are remarkable in that they are the only vertebrates whose adults produce no hemoglobin due to a genetic mutation. Icy water environment, unusually robust cardiovascular system and an antifreezing agent produced in their bodies are some of the factors that make their survival possible. Icefish have a tapered body with three large rayed fins, and large eyes. They are blue-ish white, and appear pearlescent and transculent, as their blood lacks the usual red colour.

Another overhead picture of icefish nests

Hey don't cry... 60 million icefish nests in a colony twice the size of Paris discovered in the Weddell Sea in 2021 ok???

Nothing validates me more than a green light

I need the power of me on my side

Some of the signs you might be turning to ash in the wind is a sudden feeling of weightlessness and fragmentation. These symptoms are also associated with crumbling to dust so be sure to check with your physician

"This would fix me" nothing would fix anything

Your gore is a really uplifting scene in these trying times, thanks brother

*synthesizing a chimera* I'm making heads and tails of it

one cup of green tea: one more and that's it

seven cups of green tea: (communicating entirely via meaningful silence)

trying not to jingle the keys in my pocket so i don't get distracted

Sorry, my clipboard got mugged

You make a mild criticism about homeowners and they send you to the dark room

I bet it feels so good when it's strange to be anything at all

Just learned there's a whole wide world beyond my satisfaction