David

Yes, everything is awful, but Journey’s Arnel Pineda tossed me a drumstick at their DC show tonight. So that was pretty awesome.

I don’t even know what this means.

I hate to disappoint you, but as soon as Dems are back in power it’ll be “we need to close this chapter and move forward in a bipartisan manner” and “if we prosecute our political opponents they’ll do the same when back in power.” and your head will explode.

I’m going to the final, and while I don’t much care, and as much as I love Judge, I think I’ll be rooting against the USA if they make it. I guess it depends who else makes it. Tough rooting for the country these days in anything.

Almost as if their outrage is disingenuous, manufactured, and bullshit.

More randomness: 26 year veteran umpire Laz Diaz signing a ball for my kid in between innings.

They hand Emmys out like candy. I’ve got a friend who is a producer at NBC and he’s got like 30 of them. No one you’d even know. Just a segment producer who has won a ton of technical and production awards. We have a running joke about 500 other uses for an Emmy trophy.

In today’s randomness: John Turturro signing at Steinbrenner Field.

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social I took my son to Yanks/Nats last night & hoo boy was it spring training for the scoreboard operator too. The line score didn’t work til the 2nd, players were wrong all night and he just gave up when backup scrubs replaced the starting scrubs and removed lineup entirely.

Given the weather in NY this week, that skeet is 5 words too long.

Where do I collect my winnings?

Wait wait wait. You’re saying that sycophants that repeatedly bend a knee to him immediately find themselves thrown to wolves the second they do anything that isn’t exactly what when and how he demands? Surely you jest!

So what? Who is gonna stop him? Congressional Republicans? Expect a rant about how the liberal activist court is illegally trying to usurp his absolute right to impose tarrifs and then a threat to withhold port money from any port who doesn’t enforce them as Congress lines up to fellate him.

This would be more meaningful Senator if the Dems weren’t equally quiet. Demanding members be respectful during SOTU, confirming nominees, unanimous consent.

Where are impeachment motions? Grinding the senate to a halt, replacing Schumer and Jeffries?

Fucking DO something. Literally ANYTHING!!

The door closing on a plane with an empty seat next to you is one of the best feelings a person can have. Like, top 5.

Unfortunately, every woman we nominate seems to elicit the same “I would totally vote for a woman, just not *that* woman” reaction from the 2-5% of voters we need to win.

If revealing that the system is being propped up by child rapists, sex traffickers, and people protecting them, then tear the whole fucking thing down.

This is the same mistake we made in 2008. Jail the awful people, ride it out, and be better for it. Don’t protect a corrupt broken system!

I got asked to show my ID picking my kid up from a winter break camp at the local rec center and I was so caught off guard I didn’t even have my wallet on me. They accepted a picture of my license I had on my phone. It is not at all a common occurrence if you look over 30.

hat hex on top looks like if you plant a staff 72” tall (minus 12” to honor Yahweh) in a specific spot at a certain point of day, the sun will shine through and show you where to dig.

“The food there is terrible.”
“Yes, but what big portions!”

If someone made an Aaron Boone doll with pull string voice action, it would say “I think we’re in a good spot,” “it’s not what you want,” and “I liked the matchup, but obviously the result isn’t what you want.”

Just remember that’s not a challenge!

Your shoppers can’t find the bread. Or the milk. Or like anything else. They think “3 bananas” means 3 bunches of bananas. They think oatmeal bath is a reasonable substitute for steel cut oats. Maybe don’t flex so hard on how attentive your shoppers can be.

Stolen from the Cosby Show, I believe.

They are addictive! Super excited for Parade of Horribles in May. Gonna have to time a relisten to the whole series so I can seamlessly continue into it when it releases. I knew you’d enjoy them.

John, you’ve gotta read Dungeon Crawler Carl. And by read, I mean listen to the audiobooks because there has never been a book series more enhanced by phenomenal narration as this one.

Narrator: Democrats did not, in fact, have any brains.

My wife when…

Playing a family board game: on her phone.
Watching a movie: on her phone.
Laying in bed: on her phone.
Eating a family meal: on her phone.
On a phone call: playing on her phone while on speaker.

When I need to contact her: “A phone? Sorry, Never heard of it!”