I keep waiting for the GOP to try to scuttle off the sinking Trump ship but they just keep shocking me how long they are hanging on
05.03.2026 20:27
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I keep waiting for the GOP to try to scuttle off the sinking Trump ship but they just keep shocking me how long they are hanging on
i hate that i’m old enough to make joint jokes that aren’t about weed
To the people who have their shit together: the fuck?
We also just murdered this guy’s parents, his wife, and his son so good luck getting a peace deal
The jailbreak was done on the company’s public bot, not the one inside the state system, but researchers “were able to make the bot spread vaccine conspiracy theories, triple a patient's prescribed pain medication dosage, and recommend methamphetamine as treatment.”
Superman realizing he doesn’t have any pockets, shoving his cell phone into the waistband of his red external underwear, resigning to it just sticking halfway out.
MPD body cam footage from DOGE raid on US Institute of Peace RECEIVED 😎
I'll be watching and sharing news and takeaways in the coming days. Stay tuned!
Yes about to find out it's not like a video game at all
impossible to become a billionaire without exploiting enough people to warrant a 1 way ticket on the SpinLaunch kinetic space slingshot, no craft required
The reason Bluesky owns Twitter is I am extremely weird here and block most of the accounts that follow me and it’s still a fun time.
MST3K version would be great
I won’t be watching the SotU, I can’t stomach the guy speaking his marble mess. That said, my hope is that he says something so unhinged that even his silly sycophants are shocked and I can catch up on that later
This is so accurate.
The content warning 💀
It reminded me of this one band trip where they had us scheduled wall to wall so we couldn’t get into any trouble lol, one of the activities was seeing a movie and practically everyone slept
Watching the Olympics closing and I feel bad for this after party they’re trying so hard to make this a big rave and all the athletes are exhausted. #olympics
Kavenaugh doesn’t understand his job. His comments were something about how he didn’t know what the US would do if he ruled against the tariffs. His job isn’t to fix the damages caused, it’s to look at the constitution and rule on if it was correct or not.
And call your daughter by her real name?
I agree with this. Just like block if it doesn’t bring you joy. Whatever dude.
Can we just impeach this idiot and remove him already? Can the GOP grow a spine?
This really is a great picture:
Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement
I have an idea. All those folks to keep dodging town halls? Sounds like late night needs some surprise guests to ask some questions. Let’s invite these jokers on, and give em the spotlight they want.
A duck bill feet and an eye missing the outline of the duck. Instructions say to add your own.
My rendition of said duck in the style of Trogdor the Burninator, complete with beefy arm coming out of his neck there and oh the majesty
Add yours and join the fun, I also don’t know who started the challenge so if you do please share their credit. #duck #drawing #art #artchallenge #strongbad #trogdor #funny #vintageinternet #laugh
Very true. Eventually the snake eating its tail has nothing left.
Can we use AI against itself? Like can someone program a program that removes all the bots or something?
