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McGruff, dawg, you sure about that?

sometimes, I consider putting all my SomethingAwful image archives on a website, with tagging and search features. then I remember the cost, 2001 edgelord humor and lack of benefits

Can we just restart the Calvinball game already? Somebody else swap in

Should I be having pain when I pump?

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weird day, half my team is out. DST lag? jury's out

I went viral on fark.com but no one remembers because it was 9/10/2001

Pam Bondi, Kristi Noem and Karoline Leavitt are simply the same person

anyone going to play Pokopia? I'm very undecided after hearing it's like Viva Piñata, which I hated

a picture of a woman standing in front of culver 's chicken nuggets Alt: Autistic By Chance/Woman By Choice/Culver's Fan By The Grace Of God (Cheesecurds please)

the culver's tenor gif meta has gotten fucking insane

Scheduled Horse_ Moment.Exe Please stand by for a scheduled Horse Moment. ? X You will now contemplate and reflect. This is a time of seriousness. You currently have scheduled Horse Moments turned on. You can not change this in settings.

It's a Horse Moment

smokin that za, eatin some za, and singing za "Getting Rid of Britta" song

wow.... Pokémon Winds and Waves sure......... do exist. those are Pokémon games alright. couldn't tell you a single thing about them or what makes them new but ok

You can't blame Max Landis for being the way he is. He had a helicopter parent

the Michael Scott "I Declare Bankruptcy!!!" legal strategy. lets see if it works out for him cotton

gave up giving a fuck for Lent

you rang?

a webpage screenshot of the game I'm building which reads: Happy Pokémon Day! S2E3: Policy Deez Nuts Act 1: Compliance Science They tried again, and failed again. Can't wait for the 3rd memo.

game is going great

lets start a club called LAED. lets all eat donuts.

the initiation ritual is you eat one chocolate donut. NOT mini, full size. ON CAMERA, and you have to keep it down.

our beliefs are complex,

1/∞ 🧵

what's sloppin? slop ya later! and so on many such cases

changing the name of sleep to "bedslop"

going to hot dog class

Top ten surfaces to squirt on (Hotel Edition)

too exhausted to do anything but keep repeating "Chosen One! Master Pain's in town!"

alien balloon meme with caption that reads [MUFFLED "AYY LMAO" IN THE DISTANCE]

in my imagination, it would look something like this

a broken tooth bridge with 3 teeth that were in my mouth not long ago

having a real bad morning already

An achievement from my game Refried Beans. The screenshot reads: Roll on Shabbos. Ponder an orb on a Saturday. Category: Orb 50 points 2/21/26 12:58 PM

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"Federal Express" is FedEx's slave name